To tell the truth number 4

Not in this world....but they should.

Have you ever ran from the police?

 

No ... me drive car.


Have you ever pissed against the wind?

 

probably at some point, it requires a lot of muscle ...

have you ever jumped off a bridge into water?

 

Definitely ... last time in France


Did you ever think you were going to die right now?

 

Id bet everyone does at some point in life.

Have you ever played roof tag?

 

No-never heard of it,broony.

How come my horses like peppermints?

 

Roof tag is when you play the old-school classic TAG ..YOUR IT and you chase people, except this version you only play on the roofs of houses.:devil:
Its a lot of run in suburban housing developments and very illegal ..

Yours horses smell because you fed them pepper.....

 

I live on a tiny island-very few roofs here,bro. [sounds like fun tho']

Why do toenails ping so far when you cut them?

 

Hey.....I gotta whole thread to myself.

Ok Puggybear,here's a question for yer-how come you're asking yourself questions,bro?

 

i dont know...it has a weird tie in with your user name though


who was the last person that hit you and why?

 

School bully in high school; He kept taking my lunch tickets everyday then I eventually fought back by taking his hat off his head and tried to throw it into the trash. He grabbed, put me to the floor, punched my face about 5 times.

When was the last time you used a drug? If weed is the only drug you ever used, when was the first time you used it and how did it come about? This question also applies if you did something heavier than weed. If you never did any drugs, are you interested in doing any? Explain.

 

The 1st time was when I was 1st shot,in Angola.
Our O.C. came into the med centre and handed me a J,saying it was "A little herbal assistance".
I'd never even seen a J before,let alone smoked one.
Fuck me-I was lying there grinning like an advert for sparkly-white dentures,with all sorts of pipes hanging out of me...and no pain.
I had two,while I was on R&R,then didn't touch another until on tour in Crossmaglen,N.I.
I got hit by a p/bomb while trying to shelter two kids that had got caught up in a spot of bother one night.
Left side of my face was burned to buggery and it tingled a bit.
Dunno where the 'herbal painkiller' arrived from,but it was most welcome.
Got shot once more-shoulder-and some time later finally got my hands blown to bits getting a 'device' away from a kiddies school.
Each time,unofficially,'herbal painkiller' was used in conjunction with contemporary medicine.
I've never been a big user,nor ever tried anything else-but these days I can give you 48 hours notice of rainfall due to all the metalwork in me-it aches just a smidgin-so I 'dull the pain' a little now and then,when it's just too debilitating.

[fuck me-I've done a serious post! Sorry-won't happen again!]

Ok-can you remember the first joke YOU made up,rather than heard?

 

I thought that was interesting

The first joke I remember making was when I was about ten years old. I was in the back seat of the car with my sister and her boyfriend and my mother and step dad were in the front. We were all driving along the free way and my sister and her boyfriend passed by a car ad of the infinity brand car and mentioned how it was a nice car.

I commented by saying; do you know why they call it an infinity? Because it'll take you infinity to pay for it.

They were all like... "Oh, yeah that's true" they didn't laugh they just thought it was clever, either that or they were being polite lol.

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Do you ever sleep in the buff?

 

YES. Usually in the summer, around now.

Ever made pot brownies?

 

I've helped my friend make them.

What's your favorite pokemon (or other fictional pet monster, if you don't know pokemon), why?

 

I hate them, they're so annoying! Only Pikachu is cute to me, but all he can say is his own name!

What dish that you cook can you consider as your specialty?

 

Paprika Chicken with sauteed mixed peppers

Do you enjoy watching any cartoons? Name a couple if you do

 

I like the silly cartoons, like south park, family guy, etc. But who could resist loony toons?!


Have you ever wanted to ratt out your best friend for something they did wrong, but know it could hurt your friendship?

 

Yes, i have done that. The time was coming.

Do you believe your vote counts in the presidential election?

 

not at all. The electoral college is fucked. I think 99.99999999% of politicians are full of shit anyways so even if the electoral system was set up better I would still look at it as a wasted vote.