To Tell The Truth #5

I do not, at least not consciously. If I did, I would feel guilty. I actually feel a little guilty when we have to clip or cut down plants and trees at school.

Jo's question - If you could and no one you knew would find out, would you?

 

......use of the word ''knew'' implies people that are now dead...they're dead so i dont give a shit what they think and i likely would if given a chance...maybe even a few times just to make sure its not for me

they're dead !



under what circumstance is it ok to hit a woman?

 

Um, none...


Tell us about something you do for yourself every once in awhile.






Get your mind outta the gutter!!!

 

Occasionally, about once per day, I drink a 20 ounce Dr. Pepper, knowing it's killing me slowly but not caring. It's just too damn good!

Do you like a maraschino cherry and whipped cream on a strawberry shake?

 

I like vanilla shakes so no


have you ever posted nakkid pic of yourself on the internetz

 

I am a man, and cannot figure out why any man would post a naked pic of himself on the web. Maybe if I looked like Arnold Schwarzenneger I would. So to answer your question, I have posted pics of myself on the web a number of times but never naked.

Why would any man post a pic of himself naked on the web?

 

exploring new places. being with my best good friends.

this may make me sound like a weird dog lady, but i'm pretty sure its usually, "I love my pupppppppy!" because she always spoons up against me right before I fall asleep.

I don't kill insects. I feel very guilty when I kill insects. There is this huge bug thats been hanging out in my house for days. It creeps me the fuck out but I can't kill it so I guess we're just going to be roommates.

I usually just drive where I need to go and try not to waste gas, but occasionally I'll take my car out to the country and drive around for an hour or so and smoke a blunt by myself. It clears my head.

I posted a picture of my booty on here before. It was literally just my butt, you couldn't see anything else.

Are you allergic to anything?

 

coffee.

when was the last time you peed your pants?

 

About 15 years ago. For a child's birthday, the neighbors had rented one of those inflatable castle things that kids jump in. After the kids had gone to bed the adults started playing in it. I'd been drinking lots of beer and once I fell I couldn't get back up. People were jumping really hard and bouncing me around as I lay there laughing hysterically. That's when it happened. I didn't let go and drench myself but I did pee in my pants a little.

Good question so I'll ask it again.

When was the last time you peed your pants?

 

When I went down to visited my sister in Grand Rapids. I was high as a kite, she had a lite shinning against the wall and we could see our shadows and we were both dancing and I was trying to take a pic of her at the same time I was dancing, and I started laughing and I peed all over these books she had on the floor I had no underwear on so it was a straight shot on the books. The next day she returned the book with a smile on her face :tongue:

what's the longest you went with out showering?

 

I think it was about 4 days when I had the Hong Kong Flu.

How many pieces of fried chicken have you eaten in one sitting?

 

4

Did you pick your nose today

 

Actually, yes, and I watched my hands afterward.

Did you scratch your ass today?

 

No but I will right now

When was the last time you made someone cum

 

Yesterday.

When was the last time you made someone sleepy?

 

It's been over a week

when was the last time you shaved your stuff

 

a loongg time ago. It's like a forest down there right meow
Would you do a simple task for a mexican drug cartel for a lot of money?

 

No!!! No amount of money, to me, is worth the possible trouble.

Would you possess animals in your home that are illegal to possess in your country?

 

No, my dog is enough.


what would you buy right now if you could

 

I would buy these victora secert pjs for my mom. I plan on doing that for x-mass anyway. but not right now. already got her a coffee maker for her b-day. either the pjs for second season of housewifes or greys.

what kind of animal was your first pet? if you ever had a pet