To Tell The Truth #5

no

Have you ever spent the night in jail?

 

Yes

How much money do you make in a year

 

sober. if you were always messed up, it would become your own version of sober after a while.

Since my best friend of the opposite sex is my ex boyfriend, well...I already have.

I'm pretty good at playing the spoons. And I can make people like me with my mind. You know how sometimes people may not like you right off the bat? I can make those people like me in 30 minutes or your money back. I'm like a sleazy yet charming salesperson except I'm horrible at sales and I'm not really sleazy or all that charming.

nope

Pity Party USA over here.

nope.

I make a number that looks good on paper until I get my actual paycheck and realize after insurance and taxes, I can barely make my rent payment.

Whats the number one cause of stress in your life?

 

Other people's love life's :2thumbsup:

What's your OCD?

 

I can overlook a mess for months, but my mind is completely out of order during that time frame too. I'm stressed, frazzled, and bummed out. Then I'll snap and go on a cleaning spree and for months everything will have to be in order down to the placement of my smallest belongings. Then I'll be centered and happy, except one day I'll put my chapstick on my nightstand instead of my dresser where it belongs, and it will start an avalanche of misplaced things and I'll spend the next few months feeling out of order and being sad.

I'm not sure if its OCD so much as batshit crazy.

Everyone is a little bit crazy....in what way are you crazy?

 

It might be crazy. I have lots of patience with people,but if I drop something,reach down to pick it up and miss,I'll stomp it to pieces. Any resistance from inanimate objects will cause me to flip and jerk on it,fling it,break it and not give a shit. And then it's over--immediately. I stepped on both my sons sunglasses one day on a roof and broke them. I got pissed and flung mine down on the deck and the stomping began.

If you had unlimited money--what's the first thing you would do?

 

quit my job


what job would you love to have?

 

i have played this out in my head thousands of times....the lotto win....i would go straight to a car dealership and buy a really nice ride for myself plus order a few for several friends......

i would then drive to visit my mom and 5 siblings where i would give them all some dough....i would likely give some money to several of my favorite posters on this website, at least 10 grand each to about 20 of y'all..............i would take pleasure in messing with people that have fucked me over in my life...a bunch would be getting black eyes courtesy of my hired bikers...visit a peeler bar or two..........................donate some to charity...fix up group homes in canada



ever slap or get slapped in a very public way?

 

In high school. I had this one asshole friend who watched Jackass too much. So, he used to go around slapping people hard across the face when they weren't expecting it. One day after he did this I threw a drink in his face and some ice hit him in the eyeball.

Suck on that Josh!


Um, have you ever thought of moving somewhere far away and starting a life there? Where would you go?

 

Yes. I'd wanna go to someplace like Eugene, Oregon.

 

You gotta ask a question man ^^^

 

I've done it a number of times on the spur of the moment. I'd do it again if something inspired me.

How many books do you read in a year?

 

all the time. NYC, somewhere in Italy, and New Zealand are my top choices. Maybe Northern California too.

I read like 3 books at a time. Sometimes I'll read a book in a day, sometimes it will take me months. So its really hard to say. A number that really makes me feel nerdy, probably.

If you could change one event thats happened to you in your life, what would it be?

 

I don't know. There are some things I've said/done that I regret, but nothing bad enough to change it.

My biggest mistakes have tended to make me who I am today. Like, if I hadn't started drinking then I wouldn't be friends with the kids I'm close to.

Why is life so hard?

 

because I want to be about to control it

how old do you think you'll be when you die?

 

Late 40s, early 50s. Though, it'd be alright with me if that guess was proven wrong.


Same question I guess, I'm not very creative right now

 

No clue. I mean, I'm young so I don't think about life past, say, 30. That doesn't mean that I'll die before then, I just can't imagine myself getting old and decrepit.

Same question.

 

I don't know,but it can't be that far off.

Let's try--ta da--same question.

 

the creative energy is not flowing in here today lol.

I never saw myself living past 30. I still can't really imagine it. I don't know if thats some latent psychic ability kicking in or just the arrogance of youth that makes any age past 30 seem inconceivable.

How old do you want to be when you die?

 

Old enough to have had a full life, but still able enough to not be dependant on others.


What's your idea of patriotism?