To Tell The Truth #5

Have you, as adult, ever intentionally scared a little kid?


obviously///i have kids ..i used to scare them all the time...i still try and scare my teen ager but he is getting harder and harder to frighten.....


your last lie to save someones feelings was?

 

No. If it's really bad I don't swallow it.

Have you ever slammed any part of your body in a car door?

 

answer the one above?, ...the original intention of the threads was to answer questions that you would conceivably lie about and TELL A SHORT ANECDOTE


do you really give a shit if i slammed my finger?i have broken every finger and both thumbs multiple times so i am sure some of them were from car doors

have you ever helped someone cheat a honey?

 

When I answered, I was answering the question that was above me at the time.

Angry much? Why such vitriol? I'm sorry I wasn't playing the game correctly. I will leave the thread to you more experienced at playing it properly.

 

like the sandwhich i made for myself the other day? yes.
i didnt even swallow it, i just spit it out. lol.

have you ever ended a date early cause it was going so bad?

 

Had to think about it for a while, only to realise I've never been on a "date."

Way to make a girl feel special.

When was your last date?

 

lol, aw sry.

if it makes you feel any better, i haven't been on a date with someone new in yearsss.
does a date with my bf count? lol. if it does, then just last weekend.

how long was your longest relationship?

 

I don't even know. I've never bothered to define any relationships I've ever had. I don't date. I don't get into relationships. I do things (and people) because I want to do them. I figure a relationship will find me, but until then I'm not out looking. Everything is fun and spontaneous. Plans and expectations have failed me.

To answer your question, though, I'm gonna have to go with a few seconds. Each relationship changes and develops, me in a few seconds won't be the same as I am now. My partner at any given second won't be the one I formed the relationship with. I don't define relationships other than my feelings at that very second, so relationships begin and end at my will.

Did what I just say make any sense at all?

 

well sorta i guess.


which cartoon would u do?

 

Johnny Bravo!

What is your favorite animal?

 

A Dog, More specifically My Dog, Cotton

Whats you favorite time of the day?

 

Around 11 at night.

Have you ever been tempted to change your identity and flee abroad?

 

No

Would you prefer to be always sober or always messed up? (on your choice of drug/alcohol)

 

sober.

do you sometimes feel like punching people in the face for not minding their own business

 

yes

would you want to see your best friend of the opposite sex naked

 

be naked with him

do you have a weird and/or useless talent?

 

I don't think so


have you ever had drunkin sex that you regretted

 

nope cause I dont drink. but Ive had plenty of sober sex Ive regretted..

was you one of 3 slow people or the 4th?.

 

I don't understand the question.


Do you ever feel sorry for yourself?

 

pity parties complete with h'orderves

Have you ever been arrested for a crime you didn't commit?