To Cold To Wank

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Vanilla Gorilla, Jul 16, 2015.

  1. Vanilla Gorilla

    Vanilla Gorilla Go Ape

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    Coldest week of the year here methinks

    A warm snuggy doona, a cat none the wiser, a magazine article about John Snow, a bit of self love, relaxtion therapy before a hard day at the office playing candy crush

    Got ti that time when its time to head off to the bathroom, left the security of the snuggy doona, opened the bedroom door and it was like a scene from The Day After Tomorrow, the frost was creeping up the walls, headed my way, ready to snap freeze any unguarded appendages.

    Fuck this shit, then I ran back under the doona
     
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  2. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    you have to go to the bathroom to wank?

    i do it right here. and the temperature thing is exactly why i own a space heater. point that thing at me, and i'm warmer naked than under any number of blankets.
     
  3. SpacemanSpiff

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  4. Heat

    Heat Smile, it's contagious! :) Lifetime Supporter

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    This post almost broke my little heart.

    Perhaps it is John Snow and winter is coming rather than the outcome of the cold? :)
     
  5. Vanilla Gorilla

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    Winter has been coming for 5 years on that show



    Our coldest temps in 20 hears apparently, it was snowing in queensland yesterday

    Which is like if it snowed in florida one day, dafuq
     
  6. thedope

    thedope glad attention Lifetime Supporter

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    Or like it snowed in San Fransisco
     
  7. Vanilla Gorilla

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    Took me.a.while to get that one, kind of a dad joke
     
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  8. themnax

    themnax Senior Member

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    my kind of magazines don't have articles about people. (nor pictures of naked ones).
    to cold to? i thought that was how to get and keep warm.
    too hot equals too lethargic to.
    if anything the cold is far more erotic
    though of course you're less likely to see anyone running around naked in it.
     
  9. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Sorry Dude it's already history......


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  10. themnax

    themnax Senior Member

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    almost everything unusual does happen. that doesn't make it not unusual.
    it just makes people who over use words like always and never,
    yes i know i'm sometimes guilty of this,
    realize that maybe, they're not always being entirely accurate.

    but then we all know that accuracy is the first fatality in making a point, or telling a good story,
    or saying anything in simple enough terms, for a great many people, to even 'get' it.
     
  11. r0llinstoned

    r0llinstoned Gute Nacht, süßer Prinz

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    forget about winter coming, i'm coming
     
  12. Vanilla Gorilla

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    Because of this thread, awwwwww blush
     
  13. xenxan

    xenxan Visitor

    That's impressive to be able to type at the same time. Got some skills and a dirty key board, unless it is an iPad, then it should just slide right off or let it just congeal lol
    Like Raman noodles on the carpet, let them dry before you attempt to clean it up lol :tumbleweed: wish there was a cricket emoticon lol
     
  14. r0llinstoned

    r0llinstoned Gute Nacht, süßer Prinz

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    close, but its a macbook pro. You should see the screen on this bad boy, i havent cleaned it in like 3 years.
     
  15. Vanilla Gorilla

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    Macbook and badboy in the same sentence?
     

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