To Be Or Not To Be.

Discussion in 'Mind Games' started by storch, Aug 28, 2014.

  1. storch

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    Apparently, I also failed to mention that that hawk is the non-abstaining kind. That's right; it's a new sub-species discovered just ten minutes ago . . . sitting atop a lightpole two blocks away from a popular restaurant. I believe that's checkmate.

    Ya know, the more I engage you, the greater my resolve to get to that lightpole to prevent anyone from hitting the button. And I would fight them off with great conviction!!
     
  2. storch

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    Actually, there's no one to even forget the dream. It's a win/win scenario!!!!!!!
     
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  3. Wizardofodd

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    I'd yell after the person "Hey!! Do I look like I'm wearing tights and a fucking cape?! I'm trying to enjoy my eggs here!"
     
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  4. thedope

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    Then why contract out a job better done yourself? Not to make it all about you but you just did.
     
  5. Tyrsonswood

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    I'd have to ask the guy why he took the time to write the note instead of pushing the button himself... He just wasted 5 minutes.
     
  6. newbie-one

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    upon reflection, I would choose

    D. Get up immediately and get my ass to that location, temporarily disconnect the detonating wires, and then be like "Ok motherfuckers, hand over all the cash and the booty, or I'ma blow up the fuckin' earth!
     
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  7. storch

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    Did you notice that I edited the post you are responding to?
     
  8. storch

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    If the button is pushed, the world doesn't disappear. The guy who wrote the note is a psychopath who wants the world to end, and he's simply having fun with the process.
     
  9. storch

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    YES!! You are a genius. Life gave you a lemon-type situation, and you made lemonade (lots of cash and booty) out of it.
     
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  10. Spectacles

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    Apparently the guy did not see my walker when he gave me the note. Oh well.
     
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  11. thedope

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    Thank you for posting that out.
     
  12. storch

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    LOL. Oh he saw it alright. But he's a psychopath, and that's just his way of fucking with you.
     
  13. thedope

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    I took the cyclepath to the restaurant.
     
  14. thedope

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    I took the cyclepath to the restaurant.
     
  15. thedope

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    evidently twice
     
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  16. storch

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    Don't tell me, let me guess. In retrurn for the ride, he promised to spare you when the world disappeared.
     
  17. thedope

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    No the cycle path remains an optional route to the restaurant so I propose it was actually the buss boy that did it not a psychopath because it was very close to the end of his shift and he wanted to collect what ever tip was left before he left for the day, therefor the buss boy perpetrated the ruse with the threatening note.
     
  18. Moonglow181

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    My instinct said A at first to run and save the world....lol

    I would fumble trying to find the red button, though....so don't ask me....lol
     
  19. Spectacles

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    Are you having deja vu all over again?
     
  20. thedope

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    internet connectivity issue and I'm sure many have been there before
     

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