Titwank

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I stole my friends' phrase of butt hurt, and knuckle dragger. So if I hurt someone's feelings I usually say they were acting butt hurt. And if a guy is trying to unleash his inner neanderthal I say he is a knuckle dragger.

 

breasturbate?

 

thats a good one, just don't feel a tit saying it!
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i was pondering the troubles i have with the mechanics of breasturbating with dave. my boobs are big, but they don't mash together well and certainly don't envelope the male member or fold over properly. they're like big fake boobies. it sucks.

 

its nothing to do with the size of his knob?
:leaving:

 

nah. he's not the first to want to try. big, small, doesn't matter. my boobs just don't do that. and once you get them nicely greased up, they're too hard to hold onto to maintain the friction. yeah, my boobs look okay, but they're totally useless.

 

you know all the guys (and some girls) are bending over their comps chanting 'go onnnnnnn'
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i can't imagine why, i'm feeling sorta clinical about the whole concept.

 

Ahaahha I'm just jealous, I've never even gotten to try breasturbating someone :tongue:

 

well if i'm ever in the neighbourhood!!
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Hahahahah, as if I wasn't already after enough men, now we gotta throw a gay man from the UK into the mix? Lol! *ruggles*

 

what's a ruggle?

 

like a very vigorous huggle
but I like the sounds of it better. Less... floofy

 

really? i think ruggle sounds very cutesy. not that that makes it bad, just, precious.

 

oh, it's cutesy for sure. But less gag-inducing than huggle. Well, to me at least. *shrugs*

 

I think soapy tit wanking is the gayest straight sex you can get, sex for the metrasexual in ones life
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you know what would be perfect? *NOOGIES!!!*

 

ahhhhh but is it said tit-wank or ti-twank?

 

that word makes me wanna fart