Titty Bar

even so, I'd rather spend the money on ramen noodles or oxycontin or something.

 

without furniture?
gosh I don't know. my ballpark guess 52,048.

 

Oh definitely.

But women's pussies are so cute.

 

i went with 3 girlfriends and dean for my 20th. we were hammered off margaritas and ripped and thought it would be a good idea.

most of the dancers were pissed because the guys were looking at us instead of them

i got a couple lap dances. i had a good time but it was not worth the $$ - we somehow got conned into sitting VIP. got some free drinks though.

 

apparently, there really is sex in the champagne room. Of course I have never gotten any.

 

titty bars are pretty much a rip off but hell, it's fun to do every now and then. Kinda like gambling is a fools hobby but occasionally it's fun as hell.

 

we have vaulted ceilings. i would guess like, 161,000

 

I have never been. Doesn't really appeal to me, and I am too cheap .

 

yeah, but you don't win titties.

 

shoot, man. For some to no cover you can go in and have a couple drinks and not tip anybody and get just as good a show as any. walk in with 20 bucks, spend an hour and a half, and leave with 5 bucks. Not too bad really. every few months me and the crew go down for a burger at lunch time. It's pretty cool

 

that all depends on teh casino

 

It's just the shock of nudity, I guess. But penetrating a prostitute minutes after meeting her pumps a lot more adrenaline in the old bloodstream.

 

nope, I reckon you dont. I guess you rent time to view titties in the flesh.

 

and if you're lucky that's all it'll pump into your bloodstream

sorry i couldn't resist

 

what is called when you rape a prostitute??



shoplifting, lawl.

 

lol

 

Well now I'm not sure if i want to go to a titty bar!

 

I'm always scared to go...afraid their boobs will shoot lasers. Irrational fear, perhaps, but irrationality doesn't keep snakes in trees from being my number one fear. I'd say laser boobs ranks somewhere in the top 15.

 

yes you do, its a fun time

don't listen to the naysayers

 

How about a burlesque show and THEN I go to the titty bar?