Tips?

I don't know, but you might want to smoke somewhere 100% risk free or your firt high could be wasted by paranoia...

 

^yeah thats why i choose the forest at 1in the morning. I'll tell yall how it goes in two nights(or somethin)...

 

THIS JUST END!
i got somebody to smoke with me.

 

about two hours to go!

 

you're gonna have a blast. enjoy.

 

DAMNIT!
ok so my friend is too tired to do it, so i'm all alone. i lite it(while inhaleing) and it goes off. i cough. i go to relite it, then i hear sirens. i put the stuff under rocks n run home. I'll try next week :-/

 

Ah that's no good man. You should've stayed cool, but I know how it is when you're first starting. Good luck. How old are you?

 

Don't worry man. If you hear sirens, it's doubtful they're after you. Particularly in the woods. 13 years old, you won't get picked on much. Back when I kept it from my parents, I tried to keep 6 hours free. 2-3 to be stoned. about 2 to come down completely. and 1 to reacclimate.

Other advice: Gum, Bodyspray (axe or similar). If you can smoke, then shower, then change clothes, no one will ever smell it on you. I've always found eye drops to be a waste of effort and money. I've never been spotted by bloodshot eyes. There are enough excuses for bloodshot eyes that I wouldn't worry about it.

Relax, do it sometime when you won't worry, and spend as much time in a comfortable place as you can. Remember, weed's just a drug, YOU make the experience! good luck bud! Let us know how it goes! (Even if it is in a week, we're always glad to hear first timers' tales!)

 

thats pretty fucked up.. and ive never heard of the munchies as an actual feeling in the throat... anyone else? i am just hungry. definately in my stomach.. food.. food.. its a longing, i dont see how it could lead to nausea at all. ah well, wierd shit happens to all of us i guess

 

I think all this advice is probably scaring te fuck out of you.

Just chill out and do it, i don't think you have a lot to worry about. My parents know how to smell the MJ, but i been doing it for years and only been caught once when i left a pipe in my schoolbag. Just have faith in your craftiness...and enjoy. I find incense, and smoking next to an open window is sufficient.

You most probably WONT get a bad high for your first time. This happens to excessive irresponsible people who don't wait a bit between hits. Even then, you shouldn't have a huge problem...

Really, have fun

 

i agree, all this advice is coming from those who live in fear.

easiest ways to escape fear:

a) smoke in the woods outside your place, as you are

b) smoke with a smoker the first time

c)dont even worry about smelling like weed or having bloodshot eyes. if youre out in the woods, youd have to be blowing teh smoke over yourself in order to smell, and at 1 am, anyone's eyes could look glassy.

 

Yes, wisdom indeed...i like the smoker friend idea...

it would make it worthwile...but of course smoking weed alone in a forest for the first time may be a sacred experience..so again, enjoy

 

yeah, thats another reason i went up, i was pretty clueless to roll, and so i thought it wud be better top wait til someone can show me, and make sure im inhaling right

 

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