1. Never lend more than $5 to anyone you just met, but lend $5 to anybody who asks. It's a realitvely inexpensive way to find out who the flakes are. (your turn)
Getting into a relationship because you're horny is like shopping when you're hungry; you'll wind up spending way more than you were planning to for alot of shit that'll just wind up rotting in your refrigerater.
I never loan money, I give it and if they are so inclined to give it back, great, if not, well not hard feelings that way.
Make up your own language and if some stranger who you don't feel like talking to trys to start a conversation with you, answer them in it.
MAKE IT A POINT TO COMMIT AT LEAST 1 RANDOM ACT OF KINDNESS A MONTH - AND EXPECT NOTHING IN RETURN. Kind of like a whole 'pay it forward' mentality. Can you imagine how much healthier we'd be as a society if those of us who can afford to give a little actually did?
Procrastination is like masterbation. It's fun at first but in end you realize you just end up screwing yourself.