tips for idiot proofing your life

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by NaykidApe, Jun 7, 2006.

  1. NaykidApe

    NaykidApe Bomb the Ban

    1. Never lend more than $5 to anyone you just met, but lend $5 to anybody who asks.

    It's a realitvely inexpensive way to find out who the flakes are.

    (your turn)
     
  2. AshtonsMom

    AshtonsMom Banned

    Remember that when you are drinking, everyone looks better close to closing time.
     
  3. NaykidApe

    NaykidApe Bomb the Ban

    Getting into a relationship because you're horny is like shopping when you're hungry; you'll wind up spending way more than you were planning to for alot of shit that'll just wind up rotting in your refrigerater.
     
  4. YankNBurn

    YankNBurn Owner

    I never loan money, I give it and if they are so inclined to give it back, great, if not, well not hard feelings that way.
     
  5. NaykidApe

    NaykidApe Bomb the Ban

    Got an extra fiver?
     
  6. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Member

    Don't get out of bed in the morning.
     
  7. NaykidApe

    NaykidApe Bomb the Ban

    wear headphones whenever you go out in public.
     
  8. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Member

    don't go to a party without a condom.
     
  9. Zoomie

    Zoomie My mom is dead, ok?

    Always carry a condom, replace it every 6 months, and FUCKING USE IT!!!!
     
  10. YankNBurn

    YankNBurn Owner

    You got paypal??
     
  11. NaykidApe

    NaykidApe Bomb the Ban

    Make up your own language and if some stranger who you don't feel like talking to trys to start a conversation with you, answer them in it.
     
  12. NaykidApe

    NaykidApe Bomb the Ban

    :D I think it would be easier if you just mailed me your ATM card and posted your pin#.
     
  13. YankNBurn

    YankNBurn Owner

    Um would much rather mail you the $5.00 instead...
     
  14. NaykidApe

    NaykidApe Bomb the Ban

    People are so skeptical these days.
    :p
     
  15. clockworkorangeagain

    clockworkorangeagain femme fatale

    Always borrow money from a pessimist - they never expect it back.



    wear a bra if u have man boobs
     
  16. cerridwen

    cerridwen in stitches

    MAKE IT A POINT TO COMMIT AT LEAST 1 RANDOM ACT OF KINDNESS A MONTH - AND EXPECT NOTHING IN RETURN. Kind of like a whole 'pay it forward' mentality. Can you imagine how much healthier we'd be as a society if those of us who can afford to give a little actually did?
     
  17. questing400

    questing400 Senior Member

    Don't deal with idiots.
     
  18. Dariah

    Dariah Member

    Procrastination is like masterbation. It's fun at first but in end you realize you just end up screwing yourself.
     

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