...it's not always rainbowville to have a penis that makes other men look like babies...but I gotta do what I gotta do...
If you want pain, join me. I have cancer of the urethra and will have my 5.5 inch, normal penis cut off. Why lie about your dick friend?
I ain't lying about my dick. It's just huge. I think you're jealous just because you're getting yours cut off. Stop being a crybaby just because of that - it's like getting a tooth pulled out only there's balls attached to it instead of roots. I could do a donation after my operation though. I'll have inches and inches of surplus cock to give away.
...Bull Emia and I are getting the same type of operation...except that he doesn't have as much as me to spare... Oh well. It's the classic story of "tingling sensation not being spider-sense - pain in the balls - getting Mr Pecker chop-chopped" - happens all the time.
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all. I checked you out. You have a very pretty face.(352)
If the penis is evolving as time goes by there will be many more cougars then their are in this day and age.
i'm assuming anyone who would necropost this thread probably has to deal with a tiny penis every day...