tiny penis'

What an interesting thread.

 

Unfortunately, I have never seen his penis :-(

 

In the olden days, before the invention of the dildo, the cock from male statues frequently went missing. The reason was that many frustrated women were yanking them off and taking them home, so they could stuff them up their fannies later.

This caused a great deal of irritation to the sculptors of the statues, who had spent much time carving out their cocks. It was decided, sometime around the middle of the second millennium, that they only way to prevent this from happening was to make the cocks on the statues so small, it would remove the temptation for women to use the phalluses for carnal purposes.

Problemo solviati

 

Well, flaccid penises are pretty small.

maybe they were growers not showers.

 

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stop persecuting me!!!

 

It may not be too long, but, by god, it sure as hell ain't big around either.

 

I assume the artists didn't want people staring at the penises more than the artwork itself.
And obviously they were mistaken...

 

How do you know they just weren't all growers not showrs?

 

Hahaha, Boog, I've always wondered the same thing. It's like you live in my brain. In the temporal lobe sector!

 

http://answers.google.com/answers/threadview?id=135958

 

Legend has it that the penis on Michelangelo's David was originally
supposed to be larger, but after an accidental slip of the chisel
chopped it off, Michelangelo had to fashion a new organ from the
remaining marble. While this is an amusing story, it has no historical
basis. Michelangelo, like many Renaissance artists, sculpted in the
classical style, which mimicked ancient Greco-Roman sculpture. Since
the ancient Greeks viewed large genitals as comical and bestial, they
typically depicted heroic figures with very small equipment. Many
Roman sculptors followed this tradition, and Michelangelo followed the
examples set by the Greeks and Romans.

Here is a quote from sexual theorist Camille Paglia on the subject:

"Most of the world has probably always esteemed a large penis, except
for Ancient Greece. I think that was an exception to the rule. In
Greece, there was a period of interest in proportion -- they were
working out the ideal proportions of the human body... Roman statues
were in the style of Greek nudes, and nudes that survived from the
Greco-Roman period always had small penises. In art, the penis has
often been extremely small, imitating the Classical Greek style. "


Far out!!! I have a Greco-Roman classic!!!

 

Nobody's laughing at you in Greece, olhippie.

 

But, are you laughing at me?

 

Nope, I'm laughing with you. Now start laughing!

 

Yes, dear.

 

So... so you're saying I have the body of an art model? I could live with the teenie weenie in that case...

 

i have a very small penis and it is pure beauty

a real work of art really

 

i'm still not convinced... :toetap05:

 

Because size doesn't matter:blush5: