tight ring

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by calgirl, Sep 15, 2013.

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  1. calgirl

    calgirl Senior Member

    I can't get my fucking wedding band off. My finger is too fat. Any suggestions?
     
  2. Jimmy P

    Jimmy P bastion of awesomeness

    Thought this was going to be about buttholes. Disappointing...

    Um, suggestions.. Stop cheating on hubby? Or if it's a case of you just got divorced and you won't be needing the ring again, just cut it off.
     
  3. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPoH4ovzXuU"]How to Remove a Ring that's Stuck on a Finger - YouTube




    hotwater :2thumbsup:
     
  4. calgirl

    calgirl Senior Member

    thanks !! That's my problem. My finger is swollen. Hurts like hell too.
     
  5. deleted

    deleted Visitor

    put you hand in warm/hot soapy water...

    take a tylenol to reduce some swelling..
     
  6. toon198122

    toon198122 Member

    Aleave or ibprofin work better for swelling
     
  7. Manservant Hecubus

    Manservant Hecubus Master of Funk and Evil

    I was expecting something quite different, in this thread.
     
  8. porkstock41

    porkstock41 stay positive and love your life ~311

    try putting your hand in the freezer to cool it off and it will shrink a tiny bit. then lube it up and pull.

    it's pretty shitty though if you have to do this multiple times. if you nahwhati'msayin
     
  9. deviate

    deviate Senior Member

    Lotion and bend your finger at the 2nd knuckle a bunch of times then try sliding it off.

    Worst case scenario a jeweler can cut it off. They have little hand saws with a blade guard that slides under the ring.
     
  10. wobs

    wobs Senior Member

    try butter
     
  11. *MAMA*

    *MAMA* Perfectly Imperfect

    This literally made me el oh el.
     
  12. Heat

    Heat Smile, it's contagious! :) Lifetime Supporter

  13. scratcho

    scratcho Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

    If what has been mentioned about "slicking it up" doesn't work--what deviate said. I had to do that with a jeweler years ago. Painless.
     
  14. rollingalong

    rollingalong Banned

    I would love to see your husbands lawyer get it off your finger
     
  15. *Yogi*

    *Yogi* Resident Racist

    A bowl of ice water and some Crisco or bacon grease. I have also herd peanut butter works too. Cut cold water shrink the swelling enough and the grease will allow you to manipulate it off. Good luck
     
  16. Aerianne

    Aerianne Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

    Lick it. Lick your finger in front of, on, and behind the ring. Then twist instead of pulling.
     
  17. Lodog

    Lodog ¿

    If you need money don't pawn your stuff! You should've just came to me
     
  18. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    cut it off with sidecutters and then get it resized at the jewelers if all else fails
     
  19. RainyDayHype

    RainyDayHype flower power Lifetime Supporter

    scream and yell at the ring until it budges
    >.<
     
  20. deleted

    deleted Visitor

    thats how I would do it. put the finger in my mouth and pull the ring with my teeth..
     
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