Tide Pods Are Out. Snort A Condom!

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  1. Aerianne

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    Aerianne, Apr 4, 2018
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    This is what happens when they eat a Tide Pod and snort a condom at the same time..


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  5. unfocusedanakin

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    What happened to the good old gallon challenge? Bet your dumb friend they can not drink a gallon of milk in 30 minutes. He pukes you all laugh no one dies.
     
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  7. Noserider

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    I'd rather smoke a dental dam
     
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  9. Irminsul

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    This is why America need to down the legal drinking age to 18 like all other countries. Waiting until you're 21 to go on the piss is just sending the youth into a bore with nothing better to do than come up with this shit. Of they're gonna fuck their insides up with condoms and tide pods they may as well have fun on the terps and destroy their liver at the same time!
     
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  13. Eric!

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    Regardless if you lower the drinking age, they will STILL find something extremely stupid to do.
     
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    I dunno man when you're on the terps and pinging off your head I doubt you'll be snorting condoms and tide pods. And if they are then.. They're drinking and drugging wrong.
     
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  19. Aerianne

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    Wouldn't the spermicide really burn your nose?

    lol
     
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  21. wooleeheron

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    This is one of the more compelling reasons for virtual porn, so the more desperate idiots don't hurt themselves.
     
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    ^^ I agree, nobody dies or goes to the ER that way, you always get a happy ending.
     
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    Teens don't want happy endings, but they don't want pathetic ones either!
     
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  27. Eric!

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    They need thier asses whooped for being stupid and pathetic
     
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  29. wooleeheron

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    Some pay good money for that.
     
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  31. I'minmyunderwear

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    especially entertaining with your lactose intolerant friend.
     
    I'minmyunderwear, Apr 5, 2018
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  35. 6-eyed shaman

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    Getting likes on social media is the new ecstasy :disappointed:
     
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  37. Song of the South

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    Guys I have to say in case young people are reading this, do not cave in to peer pressure. SNORTING CONDOMS DOES NOT WORK.

    I should know. I did it. I snorted a condom and 9 months later twin baby boogers fell out of my nose. Clearly it is not an effective form of nasal birth control. Please don't do it.

    And if you eat Tide Pods, at least put barbecue sauce on them first. They ain't bad with a side of beans.
     
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  39. I'minmyunderwear

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    well duh, you're a girl. you are supposed to snort a diaphragm.
     
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