Thy Could Be In Serious Shit If Thy Is Reading This Post Now...

Tis quite early in the morning. SUNDAY MORNING.

Thy should be to mass, doing aerobics - sitting, kneeling, standing, sitting, kneeling, standing, ect...eternally.

God will join you a little later for the communion. First he as to bring back his porn movies to Blockbuster.

Don't forget to put cash in the hat. Sure, God only needs love but a little heating doesn't do bad either for his rhumatism.

 

Hey God.... Theres a bit in the bible I dont understand. Genisis 3:21 I mean... what made you think of it? Where did they come from? And what about where you got it?

 

Thy are not to put your God to the test.

 

Oh but I do... Is it possibly because this -God- is a false idol, bullshit, wannabe, desperate for attention, 14 year old who was made fun of for being such a fucking nerd? Is this a possibillity? [edit] Who doesnt know the scripture either

 

No.

It is not a possiblity.

I can prove it.

God never lies. I am God.

So, here ya go my man.

Case closed.

 

But if you never lie we come back to the dick. Now God is not subject to physical law correct? Yet if your not subject to physical law then how could you have physical existance?

 

The dick of God unfolds in many mysterious ways.

Thou are not to question the miracles of faith.

Thou are to accept them.

 

God, I have always wanted to meet you

 

When you leave this Earth, my child.

In the meantime we can speak on net or you can call me collect too.

 

haha, trick post. we all know the sabbath is on saturday.

 

too bad, I'm going to hell

 

Woah gang, don't pile up the thy questions...

Lets us take this one hath a time...

Kacey -

Originally Sabath was on Tuesday afternoons. Things were always slow after a godamn morning so, the one-day weekend was really on a Tuesday.

The explanation is that Jesus 366 year every 4 years. Those crazy Egyptions didn't take it into account. So, after a few centuries here and there, there was a offset - of a few days - which - brought us to Sunday.

 

Clockwork -

My little child. You are going to hell when hell freezes.

Thou are going to heaven next to me.

Thou have a wonderful spirit and soul.

Thou have a generous heart.

Thou are great in bed.

God will never let one of his children go to the ever burning fires of hell.

 

God said I was great in Bed..