Thy Could Be In Serious Shit If Thy Is Reading This Post Now...

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by -GOD-, Jun 6, 2004.

  1. -GOD-

    -GOD- Banned

    Tis quite early in the morning. SUNDAY MORNING.

    Thy should be to mass, doing aerobics - sitting, kneeling, standing, sitting, kneeling, standing, ect...eternally.

    God will join you a little later for the communion. First he as to bring back his porn movies to Blockbuster.

    Don't forget to put cash in the hat. Sure, God only needs love but a little heating doesn't do bad either for his rhumatism.
     
  2. DarkLunacy

    DarkLunacy Senior Member

    Hey God.... Theres a bit in the bible I dont understand. Genisis 3:21 I mean... what made you think of it? Where did they come from? And what about where you got it?
     
  3. -GOD-

    -GOD- Banned

    Thy are not to put your God to the test.
     
  4. DarkLunacy

    DarkLunacy Senior Member

    Oh but I do... Is it possibly because this -God- is a false idol, bullshit, wannabe, desperate for attention, 14 year old who was made fun of for being such a fucking nerd? Is this a possibillity? [edit] Who doesnt know the scripture either
     
  5. -GOD-

    -GOD- Banned

    No.

    It is not a possiblity.

    I can prove it.

    God never lies. I am God.

    So, here ya go my man.

    Case closed.
     
  6. DarkLunacy

    DarkLunacy Senior Member

    But if you never lie we come back to the dick. Now God is not subject to physical law correct? Yet if your not subject to physical law then how could you have physical existance?
     
  7. -GOD-

    -GOD- Banned

    The dick of God unfolds in many mysterious ways.

    Thou are not to question the miracles of faith.

    Thou are to accept them.
     
  8. God, I have always wanted to meet you
     
  9. -GOD-

    -GOD- Banned

    When you leave this Earth, my child.

    In the meantime we can speak on net or you can call me collect too.
     
  10. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

    haha, trick post. we all know the sabbath is on saturday.
     

  11. too bad, I'm going to hell
     
  12. -GOD-

    -GOD- Banned

    Woah gang, don't pile up the thy questions...

    Lets us take this one hath a time...

    Kacey -

    Originally Sabath was on Tuesday afternoons. Things were always slow after a godamn morning so, the one-day weekend was really on a Tuesday.

    The explanation is that Jesus 366 year every 4 years. Those crazy Egyptions didn't take it into account. So, after a few centuries here and there, there was a offset - of a few days - which - brought us to Sunday.
     
  13. -GOD-

    -GOD- Banned

    Clockwork -

    My little child. You are going to hell when hell freezes.

    Thou are going to heaven next to me.

    Thou have a wonderful spirit and soul.

    Thou have a generous heart.

    Thou are great in bed.

    God will never let one of his children go to the ever burning fires of hell.
     
  14. Juggalo4ever

    Juggalo4ever KingoftheChubbyGirls

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  15. :D God said I was great in Bed..
     

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