*Three Word Story*

(what?>!)

to set fires

 

on neighbors tires

 

before eating a

 

piece of egg

 

fried rice, with

 

gallons of wine

 

and a bottle

 

of fresh water

 

to cure the

 

morning headache that

 

would otherwise kill

 

that 24/7barking dog

 

which would be

 

an epic story

 

that is lulzy.

 

and amazingleeeeeee popular

 

throughout the world

 

even in jungles!

 

rife with snakes

 

and green parrots