Three Word Story

entertained Captain Hook

 

with Celine Dion

 

playing drum solos



Cheers Glen.

 

as long as

 

the audience could



Cheers Glen.

 

tolerate the pounding

 

but certainly not



Cheers Glen.

 

the intence pushing

 

in the mosh-pit



Cheers Glen.

 

doing the monster

 

explosive closing sequence.



Cheers Glen.

 

in theaters today

 

patrons remain seated



Cheers Glen.

 

for pissing dogs

 

and shitting dogs

 

that were trained

 

and were tainted

 

with spray paint

 

to look dangerouse

 

while glowing in