Three Word Story

Rock Hard · Mar 12, 2008

was the cry

ESRUOS ENO · Mar 12, 2008

Satisfying Full Magnetic

crummyrummy · Mar 13, 2008

release and casual

GLENGLEN · Mar 13, 2008

Wild Untamed Sex...

Cheers Glen.

crummyrummy · Mar 13, 2008

with people that

ESRUOS ENO · Mar 13, 2008

Occaisonally Swallow Bicycles

gesone · Mar 13, 2008

just for sport

crummyrummy · Mar 13, 2008

. After midnight, the

Rock Hard · Mar 13, 2008

bicycle swallowing people

GLENGLEN · Mar 13, 2008

Suffering From Intigestion....

Cheers Glen.

ESRUOS ENO · Mar 13, 2008

Launching marketing campaigns

Rock Hard · Mar 13, 2008

approached a funny

crummyrummy · Mar 13, 2008

,but very naked,

Rock Hard · Mar 13, 2008

Roseanne Barr Lookalikes

ESRUOS ENO · Mar 13, 2008

Singing Theme Songs.

crummyrummy · Mar 14, 2008

As the moment

ESRUOS ENO · Mar 14, 2008

Slipped By Soon

crummyrummy · Mar 14, 2008

,men wearing aprons

ESRUOS ENO · Mar 14, 2008

Carrying Turkey Basters

crummyrummy · Mar 15, 2008

Previously posted said:

There was a hot Sheila from the wrong side of the mountain who killed herself with a large mouth bass carcass. She was found naked and frostbitten by TV host Jerry Springer and his talking parrot. Then Jerry went scuba diving in a mud pile filled with flesh and very sticky man eating slugs. Surprisingly, these slugs had special powers. They could predict lotto numbers and toad talking abilities when stimulated with purple magic mushrooms administered anally. Jerry started buzzing out and wanted to stick his head in a microwave oven. Just then, a woman with a nasty mole in between her thighs, called Jerry over, to have wine and cheese. Jerry brought along a rather big cheese wheel that resembled a small rabid chipmunk with the biggest set of whitewall tires she had ever (seen), and also a nasty little odor about her. The woman urged him to lick part of the tip of his nose, but he could not see how this would benefit him or any monkey living under the sea. After a long hot summer night, a banjo player sat on his ass and began playing dueling banjos.

The talking parrot copped a bullet between his fluffy little rear end while trying to strum a song on an old acoustic guitar that resembled an igloo, but it wasn't. This was very polite, or not, happening and it turned into a pope-mobile. Then suddenly from out of the blue, came something so sinister that would have been odd yesterday, is now accepted as passé', virtually, but now is about to have some sort of wild sexual encounter with a middle-aged goat with three horns and a luscious full beard. After a short detour to a sewage treatment plant, the smell was remarkably sweet, almost but not quite.

Three large, scary mice with three large blades of the sharpest Italian steel, and were tinted a very metallic color, but nevertheless very scary. Nobody knows why but it was. Suddenly, from the floor arose an itchy and scratchy little dirt devil, with cute little ears. When the room erupted with a mysterious goo, the color of red but slightly darker, and with an opaque appearance, that also shakes and wobbles when barely touched, from this goo, emerged an irritating but rather nice odor. This odor was very pungent and smelt like something that can't be described without using a few words out of Dickens' famous book “A Christmas Carol.”

Underneath the look lie many contradictions and physical abuses only eclipsed by the flying monkeys whose sexual persuasion, while charitable to all, confused strait-laced people and monkey leagues.

People and monkeys alike, resembling total chimpanzees wearing golf shoes with ripple soles to combat hunger with magic mushrooms and canned baked-beans. Unicef has taken the big step towards bigger sheds to help out the short children of Africa America become much taller and play basketball without the ball, only their elbows and their eyebrows, while riding a green electric scooter.

After I had the nerve to shoot one up, I began to grow beautiful wings and devil horns, and then drift away slowly into the cracks of the sidewalks of your empty twisted mind as they fall. Maybe there is at least one person with a little basic computer knowledge willing to chuck all rational thoughts into the abyss of my rectum, as well as other parts of a 1957 Buick. God, I pray, as a result, conjoined twins will not sever their close personal attachments with blunt axes, but instead find men with scalpels protruding from their clenched fists as though they were a second-rate substitute for the real big assed swords.

Suddenly, from behind the fat cop, appeared a large albino kangaroo wearing a leather loincloth, two giant leathery hunks of men tied together by pieces of rope made of bleached hairy armpits from the Guangzhou province of the neverlands. These hunks of men were used as chocolate insect repellent specifically formulated for giant bald guys with rectal prolepses.

My stomach can't handle medical descriptions unless vomiting turns to total dehydration. Using medical marijuana will result in total mental breakdown and no sex and no sex of eternity. After you have some deer penis extract, which attracts bucks, too big bucks and loose change, will fall out of the sky, Ricochet off your testicles, while Jesus jumps into your car and immediately begins shouting about the worlds sinners while smoking ganja and drinking whine. Fire starts shooting out his ass. The ring of fire singer, Johnny Cash, was ultimately impressed, before riding off a kangaroo into the night.

As daylight broke, orangutans all over the civilized world began imitating parakeets with terrible voices to untrained ears. “What the F**k are you doing to my sanity?” said the little parakeet from within the toilet bowl.

Consciously aware bacteria gained strength to fly a fruiting. “Between some bricks there laid a Phil Mac cavity”, was the cry, satisfying full magnetic release and casual wild untamed sex with people that occasionally swallow bicycles just for sport. After midnight, the bicycle swallowing people, suffering from indigestion and launching marketing campaigns, approached some funny, but very naked, Rosanne Barr lookalikes singing theme songs. As the moment slipped by soon, men wearing aprons and carrying turkey basters…..
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