Three Word Story

semi_computer-geek · Mar 3, 2008

as they fall...

semi_computer-geek · Mar 3, 2008

(is there anyone bored enough to piece to gether this story so we may see what we have created?)

GLENGLEN · Mar 4, 2008

I..GUESS..NOT...!...

Cheers Glen..

Rock Hard · Mar 6, 2008

Maybe there is!

Idunno~do.you? · Mar 8, 2008

atleast one person....

crummyrummy · Mar 8, 2008

The story thus far said:

There was a hot Sheila from the wrong side of the mountain who killed herself with a large mouth bass carcass. She was found naked and frostbitten by TV host Jerry Springer and his talking parrot. Then Jerry went scuba diving in a mud pile filled with flesh and very sticky man eating slugs. Surprisingly, these slugs had special powers. They could predict lotto numbers and toad talking abilities when stimulated with purple magic mushrooms administered anally. Jerry started buzzing out and wanted to stick his head in a microwave oven. Just then, a woman with a nasty mole in between her thighs, called Jerry over, to have wine and cheese. Jerry brought along a rather big cheese wheel that resembled a small rabid chipmunk with the biggest set of whitewall tires she had ever (seen), and also a nasty little odor about her. The woman urged him to lick part of the tip of his nose, but he could not see how this would benefit him or any monkey living under the sea. After a long hot summer night, a banjo player sat on his ass and began playing dueling banjos.

The talking parrot copped a bullet between his fluffy little rear end while trying to strum a song on an old acoustic guitar that resembled an igloo, but it wasn't. This was very polite, or not, happening and it turned into a pope-mobile. Then suddenly from out of the blue, came something so sinister that would have been odd yesterday, is now accepted as passé', virtually, but now is about to have some sort of wild sexual encounter with a middle-aged goat with three horns and a luscious full beard. After a short detour to a sewage treatment plant, the smell was remarkably sweet, almost but not quite.

Three large, scary mice with three large blades of the sharpest Italian steel, and were tinted a very metallic color, but nevertheless very scary. Nobody knows why but it was. Suddenly, from the floor arose an itchy and scratchy little dirt devil, with cute little ears. When the room erupted with a mysterious goo, the color of red but slightly darker, and with an opaque appearance, that also shakes and wobbles when barely touched, from this goo, emerged an irritating but rather nice odor. This odor was very pungent and smelt like something thatcan't be described without using a few words out of Dickens' famous book “A Christmas Carol.”

Underneath the look lie many contradictions and physical abuses only eclipsed by the flying monkeys whose sexual persuasion, while charitable to all, confused strait-laced people and monkey leagues.

People and monkeys alike, resembling total chimpanzees wearing golf shoes with ripple soles to combat hunger with magic mushrooms and canned baked-beans. Unicef has taken the big step towards bigger sheds to help out the short children of Africa America become much taller and play basketball without the ball, only their elbows and their eyebrows, while riding a green electric scooter.

After I had the nerve to shoot one up, I began to grow beautiful wings and devil horns, and then drift away slowly into the cracks of the sidewalks of your empty twisted mind as they fall. Maybe there is at least one person….
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with a little....

GLENGLEN · Mar 8, 2008

Basic..Computer..Knowedge..

Cheers Glen.

crummyrummy · Mar 8, 2008

willing to chuck

GLENGLEN · Mar 8, 2008

All Rational Thoughts ...

Cheers Glen.

crummyrummy · Mar 8, 2008

into the abyss...

Face Eater · Mar 8, 2008

of my rectum

crummyrummy · Mar 8, 2008

as well as

GLENGLEN · Mar 8, 2008

Other Parts Of...

Cheers Glen.

crummyrummy · Mar 8, 2008

a 1957 Buick.

GLENGLEN · Mar 8, 2008

God I Pray....

Cheers Glen.

Face Eater · Mar 8, 2008

As a result

crummyrummy · Mar 8, 2008

conjoined twins will

Face Eater · Mar 8, 2008

not sever their

GLENGLEN · Mar 8, 2008

Close Personal Attachments...

Cheers Glen.

Face Eater · Mar 8, 2008

with blunt axes

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