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I will punch you in the face sir on the ground

 

i have a little green model magic dinosaur figure with one eye missing on my desk right now

 

lololololol

 

two in a row..

will there be moar?

 

number four...

!

 

and five...

hello drastic increase in post count...

 

i made a cake earlier.

it's vanillia with chocolate frosting and SHIT ton of sprinkles on top.

nat kidding

 

i keep missing that 30 second post rule by like 5 seconds..

last time it was 3.

before that it was 6.

and before that it was 5.

will this time be four? probably not because this took more longer to type.

 

that'd be pretty cool if i could get a straight shot to the thousandth post.

5 seconds...

 

Beat you this time

 

i would be just content with a page of just me..

but connor ruined that in the beginning

4 seconds

 

Pre-bong bongage happening right now

 

damn you!

i want my page.

 

fuck me i'm still dry.

i have like .25 of DUST left.

literally, pot dust. it's just been so crushed up it's dust. lulz

 

Dayum I have to write a 3 page paper tonight

 

the minimum time it would take to get to 100 posts on this thread would be...

50 minutes.

wow that'd suck just sitting here for almost an hour continuously posting

 

i have to do jack shit tonight.

i'll probably go on stickam later.

woooo stickam!

the potheads are sad for me since i told them about my current situation.

 

I have already had my own page

 

i just used my last resort.

i texted this kid i haven't talked to since summer...

wtf.

PLEASE TRY AGAIN IN ONE SECOND.

 

srsly stfu