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I don't know. I just have mood swings. *sigh*

I have work tomorrow. I guess that's good. I need money.

 

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I used to have mood swings like fuck/I was getting somewhat depressed.
Then I drank a DMT brew, my outlook has changed forever. I just don't get that depressive feeling anymore.

 

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Hah. DMT didn't do that for me. Psychedelics can do that to me for a short period of time but it never lasts.

 

Did you smoke it? Or drink it?

 

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sound-playing condom? Patent 5163447 describes a "force-sensitive, sound-playing condom." The safety device features "a chip-controlled piezoelectric sound transducer (18) which plays a melody or voiced message when during intercourse the contacts of the sound-playing unit are closed and the transducer is activated." The inventor, Paul Lyons, actually sent me a few samples in time for Valentine's last year, but the results proved disastrous. Apparently the Star Wars theme didn't make my girlfriend as amorous as it made me. Neither did the Darth Vader mask I insisted she wear.
The uncensored picture after the jump.

Great Invention Idea? A Musical Condom [inventorspot]