Thoughts on Cannabilism

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Vanilla Gorilla, Sep 6, 2013.

  1. We've had Thoughts on every other ism threads lately, I thought why not?

    That and I'm pretty hungry
     
  2. Tyrsonswood

    Tyrsonswood Senior Moment

    Nah.... I just ate. Go ahead though, knock yourself out.
     
  3. Oh my God... I am sooo hungry right now. It is ridiculous. I keep sitting here thinking about eating and getting food but.. I don't go get the food.

    I think I need to just, do that. Or else humans are gonna start sounding really freaking tasty to me... mmm... I mean, I did hear they taste good? I think I heard that. Yeah, I did.

    Food...
     
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYqOKCUeQyo"]nah needs garlic - YouTube
     
  5. Heat

    Heat Smile, it's contagious! :) Lifetime Supporter

    I think it is fine if it is done ethically. ;)
     
  6. Deranged

    Deranged Senor Member

    north korea
     
  7. Canadians - The other white meat
     
  8. mynameisbrian

    mynameisbrian Member

    Only on Friday nights................................
     
  9. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

    Meat is meat. We're all animals, afterall, so what's the difference between eating human flesh vs. the flesh of other animals? Are other animals somehow less important than we are?

    That being said, as long as beef, pork(particularly bacon), and chicken are available, I have no desire to eat human flesh.
     

  10. Meaning you'd eat humans before going veggie? :dizzy2:
     
  11. A lot of animals are cannibals. That is my thought for the day.
     

  12. I was reading the other day that hamsters are cannibals, some will eat their young, some varities, the females will go black widow and eat their mates ( women eh! ;) )

    Who would have thought, they are cute. But then again they are rodents, so pretty much just rats in bunny costumes, think of it that way and I shouldnt be surprised
     
  13. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

    lol I'd prefer to, but fresh corpses are in short-supply. I'm strictly a meat and starch kind of guy. For example, I've never eaten a salad in my entire life.
     
  14. Kinky Ramona

    Kinky Ramona Back by popular demand!

    I hear humans are ridiculously salty, so I'd probably pass.
     
  15. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member

    I just watching a special on the history channel regarding the Uruguayan Air Force Flight 571 disaster on October 13, 1972 in which a chartered flight carrying 45 people, including a rugby team, their friends and family crash in the Andes.


    The survivors had little food and no source of heat in the harsh conditions so faced with starvation and radio news reports that the search for them had been abandoned, the survivors fed on the dead passengers who had been preserved in the snow.:eek:


    Hotwater
     
  16. thedope

    thedope glad attention Lifetime Supporter

    We usually slaughter animals for food, we don't go around eating things that die of natural causes, like rotten vegetables. But with wholesome processing? We certainly don't mind cannibalizing our mothers before birth, come to think of it even after.
     
  17. MeAgain

    MeAgain Dazed and Confused Staff Member Super Moderator

    Just humming cannibal songs, turn it up.


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Is2OeUZ6Sg"]Paul Kantner & Grace Slick - 01 - Silver Spoon (by EarpJohn) - YouTube

    Silver Spoon

    Throw down all your silver spoons - eat all of the raw meat with your hands.
    Pick it up piece by piece
    Pick it up piece by piece
    Pick it up piece by piece

    Where are the bodies for dinner?
    I want my food!

    What if you were starving to death and they only food you had was me - what would you say to the cannibal question
    Would your answer be perfectly free?

    Your mama told you never to eat your friends with your fingers and hands,
    but I say you ought to eat what you will
    - shove it in your mouth any way that your can.

    You think that I will come to your mouth looking for a home.
    But I get stuck sideways in your throat like a good old chicken bone.

    Where are the bodies for dinner?
    I want my food!
    Stay out the kitchen children the cook is cleaning his gun
    He just got back from the open market
    - shooting his food on the run.

    Your mama told you never to eat your friends with your fingers and hands,
    but I say you ought to eat what you will
    - shove it in your mouth any way that your can.

    Sharpen your teeth for the family feast
    - let all the hungry drool roll down your chin
    Hide the human and bring out the beast.
    Let all the animal games begin!

    Where are the bodies for dinner?
    I want my food!
    You could learn to dine on your friends
    - pour their bones into a cannibal soup muscles like steak blood like wine
    - save the brains to feed to troops

    Your mama told you never to eat your friends with your fingers and hands,
    but I say you ought to eat what you will
    - shove it in your mouth any way that your can.

    Scarlet juices oozing slow
    - boiling in a human sea.
    Is it human dinner you're talking about?
    Then slice me tender raw and lean
    Where are the bodies for dinner?
    I want my food!

    Oily fingers can hardly wait
    - bodies slumped face in plate
    Wake up the drunks the coffers on the fourteenth course has come and gone.

    So long all day sucker your candy has come and gone
    and its left you with your mouth wide open.

    Just humming cannibal songs.
    Cannibal songs.
     
  18. Manservant Hecubus

    Manservant Hecubus Master of Funk and Evil

    Bring on the Soylent Green.

    I would have no problem being a cannibal.
     
  19. *MAMA*

    *MAMA* Perfectly Imperfect

    Lol, when I first went veggie-ish, and was dealing with meat detox, I probably could have eaten a human.
     
  20. Deranged

    Deranged Senor Member

    jeffrey dahmer said human thigh meat is tough
     

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