Those Crazy Russians

Yeah, somehow Croatia always gets away with everything...
Never mind, I can't wait for Dubrovnik this summer, I'm sooo in love with this town!...

 

Speaking of crazy Russians...half of them are alcoholics.
Atleast the statistics say so. And statistics never lie.
Anyways, according to a recent medical research, half of deaths among working-age men in a typical russian city is caused by dangerous drinking.
And alcohol isnt all they are drinking. For some reason, they also drink cleansing products and stuff like that.
So talk about crazy..

 

You know what else I've heard about them?...
They have lack of males, so their women are trying to get married as soon as they can...And their males are trying to avoid sex as much as they can (maybe because they're too drunk to have sex (?))....
This is hard for me to believe....

 

Check this out - http://www.cheboksaryrussia.net/russia-immigration/cheboksary-immigration.html

Doesnt it seem like a great country ?

 

Sounds like a great country to me!...Wanna move there with me?..

They stole this from Dostoevskii!...

 

If I ever move to Russia its going to be when I marry a russian millionaire...Apperantly, Russia is loaded with millionaires. And I want my piece of the pie. So if I dont get into college, I am buying a one way ticket to Russia.
And theres a book written by two experienced Russian women. Its called : How to marry a millionaire . Its really amusing. And full of good information and tips. And since they were both married to millionaires....

I just wish I knew Russian . I d like to learn it, but right now I dont have time.

 

Oh, you don't have to go tu Russia to meet Russian millionairs, I hear they're coming to Croatian seaside to buy islands and villas there (my advice is, go to Dubrovnik, there'll be most of them...What do you think why am I looking forward to going there?.... )

 

I am afraid Sarajevo is the only place I lll be visiting this summer...
Not really a milionaires gathering.

 

Sarajevo is a great city though.

 

Well, you never know....Just wait and see....
(and again, I have to remind you : when you go there if you find any Bosnian intelectual with sideburns....well...you know what to do with him, right?... )
I have a strong desire to go to Sarajevo, I know how great city it used to be, but I hear it's mostly ruined nowadays...well, because of those goddamn 90s....