this woman wants to be the prime minister of New Zealand...

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  1. FrozenMoonbeam

    FrozenMoonbeam nerd

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    introducing you all to the phenomenon that is Liz Shaw.

    She:
    *wants to be New Zealand's Prime Minister

    * wears such uber-mini mini skirts with such uber-mini g strings that almost everybody in Auckland has seen her flaps at least once

    * Did a hard core porn shoot that she doesn't think will jeopardise her chances of becoming the PM

    * startled the nation with her performance on NZ Idol (http://nzidol.tvnz.co.nz/index.php?section_id=3 - her performance is titled 'audition: crash and burn' )

    *is in my friend's political science tutorial and has insights like "taxes are bad because they mean the government takes my money and spends it on the poor and I want to buy CDs" or "the boxing day tsunami was good because it means the world is spinning faster and night will come quicker so the world will be colder and global warming wont be a problem"


    and this is her......

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  2. ihmurria

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    ew, that did porn?
     
  3. ihmurria

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    hmmm.... upon watching that video, I think she's just a giant attention whore
     
  4. Lodui

    Lodui One Man Orgy

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    Still better then Bush... Or Clinton, Or the other Bush...

    What are New Zealands immigration laws like? [​IMG]
     
  5. zeljko-h

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    :D :D she is like cicciolina in italy
     
  6. ihmurria

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    cicciolina? hm, googled it... that girl needs to wax her brows, pronto
     
  7. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

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    my dad voted for a porn star in the California Gubernatorial recall elections...
     
  8. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

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    besides, i don't know why a porn actress can't be ingovernment. there's a whole lotta cock-sucking and ass fucking going on.
     
  9. zeljko-h

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    lol very true
    btw cicciolina was member of parlament for radical party in italy
     
  10. zeljko-h

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    that's part of the image...who'll recognise her with trimed brows :rolleyes:
     
  11. lace_and_feet

    lace_and_feet Super Member

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    Surprisingly, out of the candidates, that was the best choice.
     
  12. FrozenMoonbeam

    FrozenMoonbeam nerd

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    yes. Airbrushing is a wonderous thing. Unfortunately her 'everday' look is not so, erm, polished.
    my friend was on the bus, and lizzy apparently dropped her money and knelt down to get it. Not only was her skirt short enough that everyone got an eyeful, but her g string had ridden up... lets just quote an article on liz shaw and say that what my friend saw can only be described as 'flaps akimbo'.... the bus got an eyeful squared....
     
  13. FlyingBurritoBro

    FlyingBurritoBro Sing Me Back Home

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    I don't think they actually call it that, though I'm sure you're right.
     
  14. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

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    i remember here. the white blonde haired lady, right? all crazy lookin'.
     
  15. zeljko-h

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    yeah. she was all over the papers and tv in that time. ''trans-national radical party''
     
  16. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

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    ahaha. yeah. right. she kinda scared me.
     

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