This will be the longest thread on Hipforums

you should go put something in her shampoo.

 

Shave your head: problem solved.

 

haha.... I just might... But she never fucking uses it, because she's always using mine!

 

happy haha, use a decoy bottle and put something in there, and keep your shampoo is a secret place, so she'll end up with bright green or pink or purple hair. And then post pics, cause that sounds classic.

Butters, your pants are in the tree, and the tree said he really doesn't appreciate it, so to get them down before he goes wizard of oz on your ass.


I love this thread

 

I'm gonna make a little contribution. haha, you ought to put some honey in a bottle before she goes to shower. It's horribly cruel, but wtf.

 

Will there be a party at the end of the thread????

 

Sure, with free beer and everything--just keep posting.

 

Today is much cooler than it was yesterday because a cold front has moved through and do I guess summer is finally over. Cool, eh?

 

So is anyone here reading anything interesting at the moment? I'm reading a book called Black Elk Speaks--Black Elk was an Oglala Lakota who was witness to the demise of his nation at the hands of the American government during the 1870s and he speaks of many fascinating things. I highly recommend it if you want an alternative take of American history.

 

Okay, we're 1/200th of the way there.

 

Did I just read about some free beer...

 

we get free beer?

can we have a parade too?!

 

Yes, but only if the objective is reached.

 

maybe a parade would increase interest in posting...

in other news, I want to train an army of squirrels to wear tiny t-shirts and do my bidding. I also want them to possibly wear tiny little hats. An army of squirels would be quite useful, don't ya think?

 

i'd give you a billion dollars to train me an army of squirls....

 

a billion eh? tell you what, since you're on team A too, I'll do it for the low low price of half a billion for ya

an army of squirells would be so awsome, wouldn't it? And you could have a different really bizzare quote or saying on thier t-shirts every week or so, and then if you wanted to move to a cave and become a hermit, they could surround it and be your guard squirrels...

oh the possibilities!

 

would you pay a billion for already trained army of squirls that have been out of work for a year or two? they're only a little out of shape, should i make the call?

 

i want Chip and Dale as pets

 

Rescue Rangers!

Boo doom boom, Yay!- Special Ed

 

Geez, this thread has died. Guess nobody shares my dream.