This will be the LAST God post i make (and the second)

God doesn't deal with things of money.

BUT...

If thy thee need stock market tips - something could be arranged for 20% of thy gross.

 

Had I known, God, that you had a sense of humor...I might not have strayed so far from your flock!

Paz,
Josie

 

jeez, so hostile. my mistake. why don't you just set my house on fire or something, it'll make you feel better.

 

As good as making false accusations and stirring up trouble make you feel?

 

i don't intentionally stir up trouble. i tend to walk into it ass first. then there's the mouth...you wouldn't believe the clean up i have to do with the mouth. i think it's called loggarhea. but typically my intentions are whimsical, as most here will attest.

 

KC, I think you're funny and sometimes very intense.

 

i'm stop or go, man, that's how it is. but when i go, i'm very enthusiastic, but i mean well. i can steamroller people sometimes. it's useful to have people call you on it.

 

Am I -GOD-?????

 

shane has a job and hasnt been online in 2-3weeks.

thanx for thinking of me though

besides, SISYPHUS is the only "god" worth metioning.

 

wait, there another shane on here?

motherfucker!

 

Shane - my son,

Do not fear human words. What is of importance is the love thy God doth give you. Btw, still having that dick problem with your wife?

 

dont have a wife, or dick problems.

im so pissed tht theres another shane on here.

be a little more creative ya fuckin wannabe!

 

Keep spreading the good word, GOD. Don't let these atheists control these boards in which you have created!

 

Thank you bro.

Shane - my son,

I meant the post in the sex forum. You claim that your wife won't have sex - you mentionned that the little bugger keeps kicking your cock. Now, I can understand him - shooting that jizz in his face...

 

That kind of twisted, fucked up humor only comes out of friend44!

Now i get it!

You have friend44 locked i your basement and you're forcing him to supply you with bad jokes!

it's pretty obvious really...