This thread will be about sex, but it will be so random that it does belong in RT

Hahahaha. I am jumping for joy

 

That makes two of us. And yes, you were amazing.

 

Best idea I heard all day long!
She deserves an imbalance of love and joy.

 

I think my head is swirling in the heavens

 

You are an angel, heaven is where you belong. :Angel:

 

bahahaha arrete arrete, trops du fromage! love ya

 

Something something cheese?
Okay, it was indeed very cheesy and cliché....

 

too much cheese, darlin. lines like that give me a headache.

 

are you juicy like a mango?

 

she's juicy like a ripe watermelon. bad for you, good for me.

 

why is it bad for me?

 

because i like watermelon.

 

i like watermelon too - i dive right in



:tongue:

 

there might be a bit of a dog fight.

 

why, we can always share

 

hmmmm. you make a good point.

 

Save me some, Fritz. I love watermelons!

 

That watermelon looks fake!

 

i like watermelons!
and mangos!
and sex!

 

oh it was real. i ate the whole watermelon that day - between breakfast, work, and snacking throughout the night once i got home.

but yea, its looks tiny in my hands...but it was real haha