This thread is about marrying me...

That's why your cult/orgy house would be perfect for me. Just a bunch of friends having sex all the time and we all get along and there's no jealousy.

 

um no comment :leaving:

exXxcellent!!

 

Me too.. it would be so naughty to be naughty while you were monogamous

Yeah, we can exchange pics... can we make like one of those homemade porno movies on our honeymoon?

 

I'm liking this cult idea more and more
We should get Spencer/Lodui in on it :X

 

yeah let me get some workouts in first...the last time I made homeade porn I was mortified...

I also have to live somewhere sunny and I don't like meat cooked in the house, need to shop anytime I feel insecure, must have dogs that can sleep in bed, cannot stand feet touching me or my own feet being touched and I am allergic to heavy collogne. are you seeing why I am single now? d:

 

and you say that now...everyone thinks I am 'the one' until about the third date then all of a sudden knowing what I want is picky and not starting drama is not caring and noticing other women means I am going to leave them and become a lesbian. The last guy I was with told me that I break everything I touch...that hurt. It worries me because I look at my exes-the last one has been binging on alchohol and driving by my house all the time, the one before that is with someone quite unattractive, the one before that refuses to date and the one before that has developed a thing for call girls.

I seriously think men do this to themselves. If your not ready to play then you need to sit on the bench in the minor leagues. You shouldn't go after a margarita if you want that margarita to turn into a bland glass of lucke-warm water. Yeah...so anyway you better like margaritas and find luke warm water to be the most mundane thing on the planet.

 

I didn't. I was the camera man...

I prefer to BBQ outside. We don't want the smell of cooked flesh in our house...

You can use my credit card...

Were getting a dog?!!?!?

Exactly. Thats a violation of personal space (stupid feet touchers)

Nope

 

in your defence, Cali is filled with freaks and not the fun kind. Being picky is a survival skill there

 

It so is. I am so sick of guys with wonderful jobs who can't appreciatte anything because they still think they are going to go pro with surfing. saktevoarding or whatever else you should seriously not dream about after the age of 13.

 

awe you are so sweet.

Do you like to shop and go to boxing matches? Do you like poker and black jack?

 

I completely disagree.. Margaritas are great at party time but 'luke warm water' is what you want to snuggle up to at night. You know, someone you can touch toes with without feeling offended ( I chat shit when I'm pissed don't I?)

 

...unless you're an alchi and crave margaritas.

 

Ha! my cousin kicks me when I look at women on the street and wants me to stop drinking with my friends.

I think you misunderstood me though...What I think your saying about 'luke warm water' is in my opinion being real with someone. Theres nothing better than being real in a relationship. You actually mean something when your being real. I'm thinking thats when real love can happen.

 

I still haven't recieved any marriage preposals via PM $650 can buy loads of stuff.. you could like, buy things with it