this thread does not require thinking

coconut milk ice cream rocks!

 

If you're ever on a date with a woman who thinks Pierce Brosnan is the better Bond, be careful, she's probably thinking of seducing the waitress.

Or did I think too hard coming up with that?

 

sitting here in peaceful bliss,
listening to the sound of falling piss,
occasionally a fart is heard,
followed by the sound of a dropping turd.
Ahoy !
The gang is awaiting, I must not linger,
someone stole the toilet paper...
look out asshole., here comes the finger.

 

Eggshells are good with banana, and Ron Howard was the best encyclopedia salesman ever.

 

i am quite drunk... oh noes!!!!! lol at ,my drunkeness


It rulesssssss

Well no not really, because its saturday night dammit! I should be outttttttttt

but i have no money!

how did i get drunk?!?!

there was alcohol.... but how?!?!?1

 

i have to work tonight, but i want to get drunk
i put my metal tongue stud back in and i'm freaking so happy
i love it so much
metal is for me
i'm gonna rock out with my cock out tonight :H

 

In brooms we trust, but never at our leisure.