This Sounds Weird But.....

I'm the random stoned blonde chick hugging strangers...blowing bubbles..and dancing!

(I'll be the audience for you beautiful performers... )

 

Ha ha! That's funny! I'm afraid this concert is boring right now though...

 

Okay, Joni Mitchell's walking on stage. She's wearing flowers in her hair. Now she sits down and is strumming on her guitar. She's wearing a denim waistcoat with "peace" and "love" sewn onto it. She starts to play:

Sitting in a park in paris, france
Reading the news and it sure looks bad
They wont give peace a chance
That was just a dream some of us had
Still a lot of lands to see
But I wouldnt want to stay here
Its too old and cold and settled in its ways here
Oh, but california
California Im coming home
Im going to see the folks I dig
Ill even kiss a sunset pig
California Im coming home

I met a redneck on a grecian isle
Who did the goat dance very well
He gave me back my smile
But he kept my camera to sell
Oh the rogue, the red red rogue
He cooked good omelettes and stews
And I might have stayed on with him there
But my heart cried out for you, california
Oh california Im coming home
Oh make me feel good rockn roll band
Im your biggest fan
California, Im coming home

Chorus:

Oh it gets so lonely
When youre walking
And the streets are full of strangers
All the news of home you read
Just gives you the blues
Just gives you the blues

So I bought me a ticket
I caught a plane to spain
Went to a party down a red dirt road
There were lots of pretty people there
Reading rolling stone, reading vogue
They said, how long can you hang around?
I said a week, maybe two,
Just until my skin turns brown
Then Im going home to california
California Im coming home
Oh will you take me as I am
Strung out on another man
California Im coming home

Chorus:

Oh it gets so lonely
When youre walking
And the streets are full of strangers
All the news of home you read
More about the war
And the bloody changes
Oh will you take me as l am?
Will you take me as l am?
Will you?

Over to you audience. How do you react to Joni's performance?
Peace and love
xxx

 

THE CROWD GOES WILD!!!!!! =]
well done Joni!!!!!
lol

SCORE!!!! lol do you wanna be the next act then?
we can just pretend there are 2 other ppl on stage with us playing guitars and drums lol =]

peace
love Jane

 

Ok, we just have to think of the list of songs we would play....I would start with something dark and mystical...There's a blue smoke on the stage and you (a.k.a. Jim) are slowly approaching to the microphone from the dark (ofc, you're wearing tight leather pants so the females from the audience go crazy...Hehe, we're good so far)...What's next?...
Why don't we make an audition for drummer and a guitar player?...Does anyone want to play in "The Doors reunited" with me and Jane?...

 

I'll step in for the drummer!
While we're waiting for the next act to start I'm going to hand out wild flowers and love beads to people in the audience. Who wants one?
Peace and love guys.

 

That would be kickass.

 

This is awesome . Ooo, can I be a member of Led Zeppelin?

 

John Entwistle steps up to the microphone, looking a little trans (as I'm a chick). He doesn't move from his spot. Not an inch. Dosed eyes look back over the rest of the band. Pete gives him a nod and it begins...

Strong fingers hit the strings and a thunder of bass errupts, shaking all in it's reach. A 747 soars over head but the Ox's vibs are stronger and it goes unnoticed as vocal comes in over the classic bass riff...

Look, he's crawling up my wall
Black and hairy, very small
Now he's up above my head
Hanging by a little thread

Boris the spider
Boris the spider

Now he's dropped on to the floor
Heading for the bedroom door
Maybe he's as scared as me
Where's he gone now, I can't see

Boris the spider
Boris the spider

Creepy, crawly
Creepy, crawly
Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly
Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly
Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly
Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly

There he is wrapped in a ball
Doesn't seem to move at all
Perhaps he's dead, I'll just make sure
Pick this book up off the floor

Boris the spider
Boris the spider

Creepy, crawly
Creepy, crawly
Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly
Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly
Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly
Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly

He's come to a sticky end
Don't think he will ever mend
Never more will he crawl 'round
He's embedded in the ground

Boris the spider
Boris the spider

 

Crowd goes wild!
MORE! MORE!

 

Awesome idea !! can I be a Beatle? My real name is george.. so let me be george harrison then Lets bring Woodstock back!

 

Ill be myself...

Ginger sits back in the grass, drops some acid, and looks around for anyone who would like to trip with her.

*feels the music*

 

Welcome to the band!...Now we only need a guitarist...Anyone wanna join?...

 

I've got my flute! And I'll be...me...

So I guess I'm an audience member. Playing the flute.

 

i could bring my saxaphone, and we could play some wierd jazz flute/sax thing...

 

I'll bring my guitar and tambourine, *comes riding in her purple-orange Volkwagen van*

 

Does anybody have an idea for a name?

 

something to do with hipforums probably =P lol this is so exciting!
WELL since we have the whole group together we should play something with The Doors reunited!!! lol =]

so let's pick up where we left off =D

So Jim (me haha) approaches the mic and pauses....in the background the lights slowly get brighter and the rest of the band appears =]
Sanja (Ray) is sitting at the keyboards and just after the sound of rain starts he begins to play beautifully =]
Forget Me Not (John) plays a soft beat on the drums and Jim starts to sing (meanwhile DSOTM - Robbie - plays a quiet melody on his amazing guitar =D)

Riders on the storm
Riders on the storm
Into this house we're born
Into this world we're thrown
Like a dog without a bone
An actor out alone
Riders on the storm

There's a killer on the road
His brain is squirmin' like a toad
Take a long holiday
Let your children play
If ya give this man a ride
Sweet memory will die
Killer on the road, yeah

Girl ya gotta love your man
Girl ya gotta love your man
Take him by the hand
Make him understand
The world on you depends
Our life will never end
Gotta love your man, yeah

Wow!

Riders on the storm
Riders on the storm
Into this house we're born
Into this world we're thrown
Like a dog without a bone
An actor out alone
Riders on the storm

Riders on the storm
Riders on the storm
Riders on the storm
Riders on the storm
Riders on the storm

So what happens next guys?
im having a very fun time =] i love this thread lol

Peace
Love Jane

 

Okay I'll be Timothy Leary...




"Think for yourself and question authority.”



"Turn on, tune in, and drop out..."



“There are three side effects of acid: enhanced long-term memory, decreased short-term memory, and I forget the third.”


"If you want to change the way people respond to you, change the way you respond to people."

 

Right after finishing "Riders on the storm" (without any pause) we start playing "Roadhouse blues", Janis is thrilled and she joins to make a beautiful duet with Jim, crowd is in trance, they're screaming and jumping around and 10 000 people sound like one....
Let it roll all night long.....
What about other performers?...This isn't going to be only "The Doors" concert, right?...