This site is cool

whatever rides you like a potato

 

whatever spontaneously combusts your genitals

 

whatever congeals in a manner to your liking

 

Whatever defeats your ninjas

 

what ever finds your lost remote

 

i think i just gained a few brain cells

 

ooh whatever milks your hamster nipples

 

Can you milk a hamster nipple?
I mean they are so small....

 

You people know how I feel about drugs...

Love 'em.

But thats really not that unreasonable of a thing to be warning people about, people get stupid careless on drugs.

I mean they go about it in the grossly insane fasion of NIDA, but whatever.

 

Whatever ejaculates your warthog.

 

whatever digs your garden

 

Whatever implants your left boob.

 

Whatever sqeeaks your wheel.

 

Whatever enhances your homosexual fantasies.

 

whatever picks your guitar

 

whatever eats your clownfish from the inside out

 

Whatever makes james taylor not balding...