This rapture sucks...

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  1. skip

    skip Founder Administrator

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    Hey I heard those who aren't saved are supposed to turn into Zombies?

    Is that the reason for all the Zombie movies lately?

    Well I better go toke enough to get me into that state, cause I ain't got a reservation for the Jesus shuttle to heaven. No way, Jesus!

    As far as I'm concerned if you ain't dropped acid yet, you're still a zombie!

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    Note: this image appeared on a now defunct, satirical site of mine called vote4god.org
     
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    some dates on earth ..
    http://www.j-tull.com/tourdates/index.html
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjTBQzuD9u4&feature=related"]YouTube - ‪Prince - "Somewhere Here On Earth" on Leno 5/28 (TheAudioPerv.com)‬‏
     
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    i stocked up on my anti psychotics and darts..
     
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  7. skip

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    Cool! I see a date in Norcal next month. Too bad it's the week before the HT Medical Cannabis Cup in SF. Can't go south two weeks in a row... damn! (it's a 4 hour drive).

    I did get to see them on TV in a recent concert, and Ian can still do his thing. Maybe not quite as much jumping around as b4, but the music is still very, very fine!

    40th anniversary of Aqualung, eh? Fantastic that I've lived so long as to remember the night it was released. I was sitting in camp (counselor bungalow), and I smoked a joint with my bunkmates and we had a nice radio to listen to the entire album. Yes, they used to play whole albums on radio uninterrupted, making it easy to record on your reel-to-reel, or cassette deck... Those were the daze my friend!
     
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    farmout All who wander arent lost Lifetime Supporter

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    i enjoyed jethro tull live once.. It was a good show..

    I have bad news. the rapture seemed to have been some type worm hole, an altered reality, .. Im serious you guys.. look happened to Warrant.. :D
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2BAm8sR2KU&feature=youtube_gdata"]YouTube - ‪Warrent-Heaven Isnt too far away video‬‏
     
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dh0woT7NkKI"]YouTube - ‪Jethro Tull - My God (Live)‬‏
     
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    please post more related songs. im make I survived rapture 2011 favorite channel..:D
     
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  17. lode

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    Maybe we should all sit down rationally and agree that the world ends in 2012.
     
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  19. SpacemanSpiff

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    maybe the world has ended...and we are just dreaming
     
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  21. Oz!

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    there would be more tits and pizza

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAGNuZTXONU"]YouTube - ‪Rowan Atkinson Live - A Warm Welcome (Welcome to Hell)‬‏
     
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    Not to mention all those 72 virgins times every martyr ever... Question: how long do they stay virgins? Are those virgins the same 72 virgins that every martyr gets? Do they just pass them around or what? You'd think that by now they wouldn't be virgins anymore.

    Do the martyrs have to marry each of the virgins first? I mean it would look right to God to just go fucking everyone of them without some kind of personal commitment to each one. I mean God makes SUCH A BIG DEAL out of getting married before having sex on earth. Does God change the rules for heaven?

    Do the 72 virgins ever get jealous? I mean they each probably have to wait a whole month or more to get theirs.

    Do the virgins ever cheat and have sex with someone who isn't a martyr?

    Does God even ALLOW the martyrs to have sex in heaven? I mean he may GIVE them 72 virgins, but lookie, no nookie! That would be Hell, now wouldn't it... ;)
     
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    Only if we WANT it to end in 2012, will it happen.

    It's easy!

    How to make the world end....

    Off yourself.

    Done! Bye!
     
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    The world must have ended and Im in heaven. I was juts at the park: Black folk having a cookout feed me and there was some fine ass girls there..
    this isnt the first time Ive been to that park and black folk had a cookout,. This must been a loop worm hole.. :D
     
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbiPDSxFgd8"]YouTube - ‪The Doors - Break On Through (To the Other Side)‬‏
     
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzZHmHqEE7k"]YouTube - ‪Rolling Stones - The Last Time (1965)‬‏
     
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  33. Oz!

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    the 72 virgins are the souls of 72 pure chaste women who all lived into their 90's ... the spend the rest of eternity teaching those who kill themselves how to crochet the perfect sock

    god/allah/wotever doesn't reward a life spent stupidly ... no matter wot some screwball preachers and clerics think

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wa1c6EU2bY0"]YouTube - ‪I Am The Resurrection (Remastered)‬‏
     
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  35. Joshua Tree

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    I think this is where I'm going...

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsDpznl8eIs"]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsDpznl8eIs
     
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    What does being black have to do with it? Are "black folk" some rarity where you live? Or do they only feed you when you're in a worm hole?
     
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kecdNnykdng&feature=related"]YouTube - ‪levellers - the devil went down to georgia‬‏
     
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