this or that

Both!!

T9 or alpha?

 

What?

Angel or brat?

 

brat (because I am one )




shave or wax?

 

depends. But I prefer to shave. Doesn't hurt as much.

Did you ever watch the show "friends"?

 

yes, I used to like it allot years ago, but when I watch it now I think its rubbish!



what time of day do you normally poo?

 

i can poo on command, so anytime really... i am lying... mostly the morning after my cup of coffee...

what about you?... same question... yeah... lets get pooey... lol... lets not... arf arf... another question... do you feel love for your fellow humans, no matter how twisted a human is?

 

depends what you mean by twisted, pedos and rapists ? no, but I try to forgive other stuff.



vomit or diarrhea?

 

if i really did have to choose between the two, it would be... ummm. vomit, but it would have to be chocolate vomit.... Mmmmm... smooooth

talons or short nails?

 

short, I don't like my nails too long, it hurts when they break.




if you had to lose one, mobile phone or Internet?

 

Internet. I can use my phone for Internet

If you had to choose, which one would you rather lose? Your sanity or your true love ?

 

I lost my sanity long ago, and I dont have a true love



have a tooth out, or break a toe?

 

have a tooth pulled out? or just it becomes wiggly and eventually it comes out.
i'd rather have a wiggly tooth and have it fall out.

get a tooth pulled or a finger amputated.

 

tooth!



dire dramatic hiccups, or eat a raw pigeon?

 

Hiccups.

Live with someone you hate or live somewhere you hate?

 

live somewhere i hate. i already live somewhere i hate and i already live with someone i hate so i know what its like. its a lot easier to live somewhere u hate than with someone.

would u rather have a signficant other draw a painting of u or write a song about u? (assuming he or she is good at both)

 

i'd want him to write a song about me...

what talent you possess, do you think your ideal mate would appreciate?

 

I can remember all the words to the most weirdest songs. (baby got back, just lose it. the list goes on...) and probably wouldn't like it cause they usually get stuck in my head and i sing them a lot.

music or movies?

 

music. the beatles or pink floyd?

 

That truly is a hard one. I dont know if i choose one OVER the other, but I grew up with the Beatles more than i did Pink Floyd. So i guess the Beatles.

Dark Side Of The Moon or The Wall?

 

moon



douche nozzle or colostomy tube?