This Might Shock Some Of You..

ya know, a little while back I would always say Im like Jesus and either people would jump at the word Jesus or just misunderstand me, but a lot of the time they would scream "Your not Jesus!"
but heres the kicker to this, when a friend of my was around she would then usually say "I fucked Jesus..."
then those people would turn a real dark red

 

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Dear Jesus,
Could you do something about the fuckers in office right now?
Thank you,
-Annie

 

Welcome back Jesus. Call me so we can get together and smoke some buds.

 

wow you guys are really funny. no really you are. hysterical. woo yeah. well good luck with that.

 

Jesus is hot.

 

*pops a cap in Jesus' ass*

And stay down!

 

You expect me to believe Jesus got onto the world wide web to tell people he's back. I find that hard top believe, in fact, its not true.

 

pfff, shows how much you know, ya fricken preteen.

 

OK I have a question for ya dude.

Where is Sentimental Johnny? Did you save his poor old soul?

 

I thought Jim Jones was?