This Might Shock Some Of You..

Discussion in 'True Confessions' started by Peace, May 23, 2004.

  1. Peace

    Peace In complete harmony.

    but I am your savior, Jesus Christ. This is the second coming (third by some religions). And yes, Jesus is a pothead.
  2. Oklahoma

    Oklahoma Member

    :eek: *bows down in prayer* :D
  3. Erin

    Erin Member

    pot head jesus is so hot....

    isnt he a drunk too?
  4. thats nice... so.. what are you gonna do?
  5. Jetblack

    Jetblack Senior Member

    *looks around in a paranoid fashion* YOU WILL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE MUAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!
  6. Omniwulf

    Omniwulf Member

    Ok christ. whats the plan? what are you going to do now?
  7. FREE

    FREE Member

    How Bout Get Me Another Fuckin Beer Your Goddamned God All Mighty

    Can Ya Do That Huh?huh?huh?
    Wheres My Fuckin Beer At Bitch?
  8. xZx

    xZx Member

    Make me rich! and cure disease and make world peace NOW!!!! OR ELSE!!!
  9. Jesus...I have a question, where did all the water come from in the great flood, and where is it now, oh yeah before I forget if there were only 2 of everything left after the freat flood, does that mean everything is inbread? :confused:
  10. Peace

    Peace In complete harmony.

    Somewhere, Somewhere else, and yes.
  11. flowerchild17

    flowerchild17 I practice safe sax.

    Is Jesus hot?:D
  12. Dr. Lecter

    Dr. Lecter Member

    No, I'm the real Jesus. I just used my god-like powers to make you think you're Jesus. Sorry to disappoint, but I'm the Christ.
  13. Varuna

    Varuna Senior Member

    Well . . . my son . . . say hi to your mother for me.
  14. You know Jesus isn't happy that you lie. I believe some of your post. You definatly are a pothead, but your not Christ.
  15. Meeshka Chaukinov

    Meeshka Chaukinov Senior Member

    that made no sense...

    Perhaps Jesus brainwashed the other Jesus. But Jesus wouldn't brainwash, that wouldn't be loving and kind. So, I must say that the first one is the real one!
  16. inbloom

    inbloom as the crow flies...

    i knew it.
  17. NaykidApe

    NaykidApe Bomb the Ban

    "2 men say they're Jesus, one of them must be wrong"---Dire Straits
  18. Raving Sultan

    Raving Sultan Banned

  19. Raving Sultan

    Raving Sultan Banned

    "If you try to sell me the truth then i'll know you're a liar"
    -Your Mom
  20. NaykidApe

    NaykidApe Bomb the Ban

    #1. A magazine

    #2. Also a magazine

    #3. God is a word found in several magazines as well as a few good books.

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