This Might Shock Some Of You..

but I am your savior, Jesus Christ. This is the second coming (third by some religions). And yes, Jesus is a pothead.

 

*bows down in prayer*

 

pot head jesus is so hot....

isnt he a drunk too?

 

thats nice... so.. what are you gonna do?

 

*looks around in a paranoid fashion* YOU WILL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE MUAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!

 

Ok christ. whats the plan? what are you going to do now?

 

How Bout Get Me Another Fuckin Beer Your Goddamned God All Mighty

Can Ya Do That Huh?huh?huh?
Wheres My Fuckin Beer At Bitch?

 

Make me rich! and cure disease and make world peace NOW!!!! OR ELSE!!!

 

Jesus...I have a question, where did all the water come from in the great flood, and where is it now, oh yeah before I forget if there were only 2 of everything left after the freat flood, does that mean everything is inbread?

 

Somewhere, Somewhere else, and yes.

 

Is Jesus hot?

 

No, I'm the real Jesus. I just used my god-like powers to make you think you're Jesus. Sorry to disappoint, but I'm the Christ.

 

Well . . . my son . . . say hi to your mother for me.

 

You know Jesus isn't happy that you lie. I believe some of your post. You definatly are a pothead, but your not Christ.

 

that made no sense...

Perhaps Jesus brainwashed the other Jesus. But Jesus wouldn't brainwash, that wouldn't be loving and kind. So, I must say that the first one is the real one!

 

i knew it.

 

"2 men say they're Jesus, one of them must be wrong"---Dire Straits

 

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"If you try to sell me the truth then i'll know you're a liar"
-Your Mom

 

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