This Might Shock Some Of You..

Discussion in 'True Confessions' started by Peace, May 23, 2004.

  1. Peace

    Peace In complete harmony.

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    but I am your savior, Jesus Christ. This is the second coming (third by some religions). And yes, Jesus is a pothead.
     
  2. Oklahoma

    Oklahoma Member

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    :eek: *bows down in prayer* :D
     
  3. Erin

    Erin Member

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    pot head jesus is so hot....

    isnt he a drunk too?
     
  4. Willow-Bridget-Love

    Willow-Bridget-Love Member

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    thats nice... so.. what are you gonna do?
     
  5. Jetblack

    Jetblack Senior Member

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    *looks around in a paranoid fashion* YOU WILL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE MUAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!
     
  6. Omniwulf

    Omniwulf Member

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    Ok christ. whats the plan? what are you going to do now?
     
  7. FREE

    FREE Member

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    How Bout Get Me Another Fuckin Beer Your Goddamned God All Mighty

    Can Ya Do That Huh?huh?huh?
    Wheres My Fuckin Beer At Bitch?
     
  8. xZx

    xZx Member

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    Make me rich! and cure disease and make world peace NOW!!!! OR ELSE!!!
     
  9. JoneeEarthquake

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    Jesus...I have a question, where did all the water come from in the great flood, and where is it now, oh yeah before I forget if there were only 2 of everything left after the freat flood, does that mean everything is inbread? :confused:
     
  10. Peace

    Peace In complete harmony.

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    Somewhere, Somewhere else, and yes.
     
  11. flowerchild17

    flowerchild17 I practice safe sax.

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    Is Jesus hot?:D
     
  12. Dr. Lecter

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    No, I'm the real Jesus. I just used my god-like powers to make you think you're Jesus. Sorry to disappoint, but I'm the Christ.
     
  13. Varuna

    Varuna Senior Member

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    Well . . . my son . . . say hi to your mother for me.
     
  14. AwesomePawsome

    AwesomePawsome Banned

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    You know Jesus isn't happy that you lie. I believe some of your post. You definatly are a pothead, but your not Christ.
     
  15. Meeshka Chaukinov

    Meeshka Chaukinov Senior Member

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    that made no sense...

    Perhaps Jesus brainwashed the other Jesus. But Jesus wouldn't brainwash, that wouldn't be loving and kind. So, I must say that the first one is the real one!
     
  16. inbloom

    inbloom as the crow flies...

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    i knew it.
     
  17. NaykidApe

    NaykidApe Bomb the Ban

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    "2 men say they're Jesus, one of them must be wrong"---Dire Straits
     
  18. Raving Sultan

    Raving Sultan Banned

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  19. Raving Sultan

    Raving Sultan Banned

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    "If you try to sell me the truth then i'll know you're a liar"
    -Your Mom
     
  20. NaykidApe

    NaykidApe Bomb the Ban

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    #1. A magazine

    #2. Also a magazine

    #3. God is a word found in several magazines as well as a few good books.
     

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