This isn't another lies thread

i went to pluto

 

I'm babysitting for Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie tonight after supper.

 

I'm Juror number 8 at the trial of that football manager fellow. You know the one ... can't remember his name right now, but it'll come to me ...

 

I AM the green fairy.

 

i am wearing flippers and a wetsuit

 

I'm totally shocked by that statement.

 

i am shocked that you are shocked

 

I'm pure evil

 

I'm pure Jell-O

 

I'm pure :angel:

 

I'm shocked by all the purity.

 

I run an alaskan king crab fishing boat in Lake Erie.

 

I can see all of u

 

I invented the apple...

 

I made it fall from the tree....

 

i caught it

 

I took a bite of it.

 

I invented gravity when the discarded core fell on my head (Good job its weight was down to a single Newton by then ...)

 

i 'm not eating a yummy! yorkie bar

 

I'm not on the internet