This isn't another lies thread

i gave it to him to give to her

 

when i go to bed, i leave my teeth on the radiator so they are warm in the cold mornings

 

when i go to bed i leave my hair in the shower so that it's washed when i get up

 

When I go to bed, I take my brain out and put it in a jar on the bedside table, so it gets a bit of a rest.



Ha ha! Fooled you! Did you really believe that? I don't HAVE a bedside table ...

 

It's nice and warm here today

 

Its snowing here

 

the sun is splitting the rocks here

 

The cows are flying around the moon tonight.

 

the stars are dancing with the sun

 

the water has turned into strawberry yoghurt

 

They've decided that they're not going to charge any taxes this year after all.

 

I think I'm going into depression, now that Michelle Bachman's out of the running. I cannot stop crying, so sad.

 

Michelle Bachman's album "I love you but I lied" was a #1 hit in the UK..

 

Please be aware, if you're planning on going to the Olympic games this summer, that the host city is London, Alabama. This piece of information could be very important when it comes to buying your airline tickets.

 

It says in this 'Olympics-What You Should Know' pamphlet that I got with my tickets to watch the Vajazzling Finals that freestyle muff-diving has nothing to do with swimming!

 

My aunt married a guy called Jonathan Flet. They have a daughter (my cousin) called Pam. You should look her up some time ...

 

I akshly know a lady called Laura Nauder who works for the Crown Courts as a stenographer.

 

jefferson airplane never crashed and burned..

 

...'n' Lynard Skynard was blessed with good fortune,ori.....

 

And you know what? Buddy Holly was wearing a parachute and managed to get out.

He decided touring was just too risky, however, so he gave up the music stuff and can now be found flipping burgers in a diner on Route 66