This isn't another lies thread

I did

 

I've become a strict vegetarian.

 

I am NOT sitting here with a 12-string acoustic guitar that I WASN'T playing....until a cat didn't curl up on my lap and is now NOT purring in his sleep.

 

i'm not eating a delicious chocolate frysbar

 

I'm glad I'm not at Puggys with my crappy old acoustic bass annoying his cat.

 

I'm devastated that RH didn't bring his acoustic bass to Puggy Towers tonight

 

I only know 2 songs, both by Barry Manilow.

 

i'm a crap songwriter

 

I don't have sheets of paper all over this desk which are not all full of hastily-written musical scores that didn't suddenly come into my head....

 

I wrote Pinball Wizard and sold it to the Who for a 6- pack.

 

I didn't used to play football [soccer] with Rod Stewart,as his house didn't share a boundary with mine and his ball never landed in my land.

 

i don't love spending loadsa time with swans

 

I've just done all the gardening and my garden is looking really wonderful now

 

I have a verbal imagination.

 

I'm feeling fitter & healthier than at any time since I was 10yo

 

I am six feet tall

 

I am NOT sitting here sweating like Gary Glitter in a playground!
[It's 33 degrees already,and it's only 10.20am...]

 

I am not over run with mater n peppers at the moment......;-)

 

Me too :mickey:

 

I haven't just rescued a frog from my two cats