This isn't another lies thread

Everything I do,I do it for you.

 

I am woman.

 

Everybody Loves Somebody Sometime

 

I am not going to take a nap today. (To the tune of "My Way")

 

I did not injure my liver last night with an array of whiskey, bourbon and beer.

 

i am a man

 

I am training to be a midget

 

i am growing a beard

 

I am the world's finest midget trainer ... but unfortunately, Puggy can't afford me

 

i 'm growing a moustache

 

I'm not wearing my frogmans suit as I type

 

I'm not really here. (Go ahead PB, crack a joke)

 

i really care about other peoples opinions of me or my people

 

I am NOT gonna make any reference to RH not being 'all there'.


HONEST I'm not.....

 

I don't find the previous post the least bit amusing.

 

I was JUST gonna say that........

 

so was i. ha! ha!

 

I'm not really doing this.....

 

Me neither

 

I did not get up at 2:30 this morning