This isn't another lies thread

i can stand on my head for 3hours straight

 

I can stand on your head for days straight.

 

i can sleep standing up fo 50hours straight

 

i am fishing right at this moment

 

i 'm not eating a yummy! yorkie bar right this minute

 

I don't post a load of crap on hip forums

 

I have never posted on hipforums before

 

I don't know how to play this game

 

I haven't been pinging stones at tin cans with my new home-made catapult for the last two hours coz I'm FAR too grown up to do such a thing!

 

I don't like brownies....;-)

 

I ate all your brownies...

 

I decided to count to four,today-but I only got half way before being interrupted.

 

i don't manage to say "fridge" randomly...

 

Youre a son of a turkish delight

 

i been looking for myself all morning...

 

I've been lost most of my life...

 

i am zorg i come from the planet zyforn and i want all your sunglasses.

 

has the heart of a robot

 

I really, truly believe in everything I post on this thread

 

I never post in this thread