This isn't another lies thread

All my posts are in a secret code, intelligible only to the uber-intelligent

 

I'm not being eaten alive by my own ever expanding asshole cuz I ate too much chocolate this Christmas.

 

I'm not thinking that's TMI

 

I never clean my house, I like it dirty, really, really dirty....

 

I've eaten enough of this turkey-I'm thinking of killing it.

 

i eat animals

 

I think battery chikens are wonderful

 

I made possum stew for supper yesterday...

 

I just shot a whole family of cornflakes and ate them raw!

 

My cat just walked up to me and said if I didn't feed her right now she was going to scratch my eyes out...bad kitty!!!

 

a cat just called to my door looking for food.

 

I've got six cats ... so there's always something around to stroke.

 

i did'nt smoke today

 

I did

 

i have never ever told a lie

 

I have. But only one.

 

I'm sending this post by semaphore.

 

think i'll stay up for a few more hours...

 

lil-your posts are always fascinating!

 

I'm a wonderful driver and I've never had an accident