This isn't another lies thread

i really do eat toes

 

i know everything

 

i know nothing

 

I know.

 

i dont

 

I did.

 

i did'nt

 

I will

 

i won't

 

lololol i am a person

 

i'm posting under an alien ha! ha!

 

i had sex with an alien from pluto

 

I discovered Pluto.

 

i discovered earth

 

I wanted to disver fire ... only someone beat me to it. So I discovered a fire extinguisher instead

 

I invented dirt.

 

i invented waves

 

I invented The Wave

 

i envented the hair that has it

 

I can jump across the Atlantic Ocean.