This isn't another lies thread

i have 5 eyes

 

I have one head

 

I'm really looking forward to getting out into the garden and weeding all the flower beds

 

I didn't walk out of my gardening job at Embankment Gardens because the lawnmower packed up.

 

i don't know how ta fix lawnmowers

 

I once built a lawnmower out of bottle caps and twine.

 

i believe ya

 

I believe that you do.

 

i believe that you believe that i believe ya

 

I believe we should keep doing this until we thoroughly annoy people.

 

im annoyed

 

i dont believe we could ever possibly annoy anyone ha! ha!

 

I don't believe you.

 

i hope shes lying

 

I have personally never annoyed a person.

 

me too ;p

 

me three

 

youre ugly

 

so are you

 

youre beautiful O: