I never said that there was no such thing as an obesity crisis in the US, I said that the article was misleading. It follows the classic formula. Stage 1: decide on your position and conclusion before beginning research (in this case, "Universities are full of libtard cuck social marxists who want us all to be gay and eat kale.") Stage 2: Find a story about some trivial bullshit. Preferably something that no-one in their right mind would give two shits about (in this case, an instance of a university removing scales from a gym a part of a scheme to encourage people to think about their health in a holistic way, rather than through just weight measurement (fairly reasonable) and some complaints from boxers and rowers who need the scales as wieght is important to their particular sport (again, fairly reasonable) Stage 3: hmm, sounds like a pretty dull story about some minor beurocracy that doesn't mean a fucking thing...yawnsville. Don't worry, we'll put it through our bullshit machine until it spits internet rage gold with the genius of stage 5. Hold onto yer hats! Stage 4: Have one of your "reporters" trawl through a facebook comment section until you find a comment from a complete nobody (in this case, just some first year) which most conforms to the stereotype we established in stage 1. Bonus points if you can find one that includes one of our bonus words for the day like "triggering". Stage 5: Here's the genius bit: Word the title in such a way that readers will assume that the views of this random first year are the views of the university itself and form part of its official policy. Hey presto! now we've got a story that furthers our editorial narrative about the creeping influence of leftist double-agents who want to turn us all into mexicans or something. We've elevated the views of some random first year to the level of university policy and elevated a dull story that frankly would have commanded less than two inches in the student newspaper of that particular college into an event OF NATIONAL IMPORTANCE. Stage 6: remove satan's cock from the back of your throat, cleaning any remaining jism with a document about journalistic ethics. Stage 7: Write some absurd bile about firing all the members of staff involved in the decision and anyone who agrees with it. Next week, we'll be showing you how to write a story about how leftists on campus are stifling the rights to free speech of others. Stage 8: refuse to see any irony in this.