this is weird but...

sometimes when I think about something sexy or romantic.. I get the urge to sneeze.. or I actually will sneeze.

It doesn't happen everytime.. and I don't know how to explain it or why it happens... but it's been going on for the last few years probably.. it's so strange..

anyone else ever have this happen or hear of it?

 

I've actually read (I don't remember where) and I'm not sure how accurate this is - but that sneezes and orgasms are closely related as far as your biology can tell.

 

and imagine orgasm every time you sneez . cold, windy places will be overcrowded .

 

sneezing is 30% orgasm

 

then sneeze three times and you are almost there

 

I was told by an old biology teacher that it was somewhere around 10%..

but how in the hell would anyone be able to find that out?

 

by experiment

 

I had a mate in school that sneezed 11 times in succession during a science class, he reckons the sneezing orgasm theory is bullshit

 

i get pains in my arms when i sneeze....

a friend of mine used to be a phone sex operator. she had a client that wanted her to sneeze. perhaps you should find someone with a sneezing fetish

 

nooo... don't ruin people's hopes

 

what you really wanna do is go buy an orgasmatron, it's this almost claw-like thing made of copper wires that you rake across you scalp, omfg are these things good, it's the closest thing you'll ever get without the real thing

 

yeah, I've heard of the orgasm and sneezing connection before..

so I guess what's happening is my body is getting turned on sexually and I'm having little mini spasms which result as sneezes?

I'm just wondering why in the hell it happens.. why it happens sometimes and not others.. and if anyone else experiences this.

hmmmm...

time to do more research I guess.

 

Holy shit, that happens to me too!