This is the spider I didn't kill!

eew gross! i would've killed it in a second!

.... and if you didn't kill it... then explain to me why it rained today! lol.

 

Ya that spider would have met a very sad death by meeting the bottom of my shoe.

 

oh my fuck... a large [enough] spider just fell from my ceiling onto my face! fuck that bastard! i wanted to kill it but it snuck into the crack in my chair, so not only does it still live, but it may be on my back at any moment now...

 

wow you people love to kill spiders.

give them some of your blood, and relocate them out doors.

beautiful spider, penny
thanks for sharing

 

almost as much as you love to feign superiority...

 

I was expecting something a lot bigger than that, but I live in a place where spiders eat birds. Congratulations, you are doing a lot better than most people I know!

 

I just don't agree with the masses, my friend.
That's why I'm always disagreeing with most of the things you guys say.
I am not superior to any of you. Just extremely picky and weird.

 

p.s. spiders are one of my allies
I love them so much!
It really bothers me when people kill them out of impulsive fear.

 

i have no arguments with that. i disagree with most of the masses myself. and picky and weird is just creepy accurate to describe me.

but your excessive condescension does get a little old at times, even if i technically agree with what you're getting at.


just for the record, this didn't actually happen in this thread; i was drunkenly commenting on something i think i've noticed you doing in the past in threads that i was too lazy to comment in at the time

 

Well, I'll be honest
a lot of humans make me sick, piss me off,
and I'm not good at tolerating stupidity.
So....I can see how that would make it seem like I feel I am superior...
but I know damn well that I'm not. I try not to be condescending
but DAMN
sometimes I guess I can't help it.

 

and incidentally, i agree with this statement 100%

 

looks like a wolf spider.

 

meh, i know i do it myself sometimes.

i still can't help calling it out when i think i see it though

 

well thanks for pointing it out.
I'll try to be nicer :X

 

that's all anyone can reasonably ask

 

I'm sorry, but I killed a spider today. It must have been on the shirt that I had just put on. I was getting dressed and suddenly felt this litle fluttery thing walking across my cheek and nose and started to cross my other cheek. I grabbed it and threw it on the dresser. When I saw that it was a big, ugly spider, I squashed it with a lighter.
I'm still fighting the heeby geeby's.
Ewwww.
Usually I relocate spiders. I even had a tarantula as a pet before. Once a spider starts using my face as a playground, all bets are off.

 

My dad killed a spider for me yesterday. I don't know what kind it was but it was huge. The body of that thing was as big as a ping pong ball.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQMjrGnGHDY

 

haha great scene

 

thats a kick ass spider!