This is the last "palm tree" related question i will ask..

The source is from Vice.com, so I'm not sure how real it is

 

I like barky trees, it scratches the itchy parts of my legs.

 

think I need to take a break from HF
Today I found myself staring up the trunk of a pine tree and I briefly wondered if it would be tree girl's type

 

Too funny.....lol

 

In case you're wondering, I've left Europe without a trace, and now living on an island.

And I'm currently married to a sexy palm tree.

 

Did you start with a Date ?

 

Yes.

 

I'm happy for you!

I found a picture for you, I put it in The Butt Thread a few pages ago

 

Thank you.

What pic is it again?

 

A pretty lady with a palm tree

 

I must have missed it.

 

If only I was so easily pleased... A tree.

 

Yup, I walked the beach of my island (nude of course) and found a perfect palm tree. A leaning one with a long round thick smooth trunk, overlooking the sea, and with big coconuts!

We're currently married.

 

Eurolady this is the post beachbum was referring to:

The Butt Thread

 

Oh yeah

But the bikini bottoms shouldn't be on.

 

Ha. I think they don't allow that.

 

There's not much to them!

 

Does anyone buy this farce?

 

I believe

 

It will never love you back.