This is not the conversation thread.

We are breaking nate's law of no conversing

 

Man there are some weird people out there..i just talked to a guy with a butt hair fetish

 

I like hairy feet.

 

are you sure it wasnt you thats the one that likes the butthair?

 

Yeah pretty sure..i offered to send a picture of myself lol. Man what has to go wrong in your life to make you like butt hair on girls

 

I want to braid my ass hair. hahaha

 

yea any hair at all around the genital area of a women is nasty. i mean if theres just a little patch or something on the way down thats cool. other then that its gross. ive always wondered it must be pretty hard to get rid of the butt hair if you know what i mean... LOL.

 

I myself am not a fan of hair anywhere on females but there heads.

You could always wax your ass, but that may be painful.

 

Thats a Brazilian hair wax i believe you know whats weird too? Porn stars that get their butt hole bleached

 

haha that is pretty wierd i wonder if some of them leave the bleach on to long and it comes out to white LOL. i would prefer no hair at all like you said nate but i mean if theres a little patch thats cool. either way they need nice smooth hairless legs

 

Hehe yeah butt hole bleaching is weird..fake cum is weird too

I agree on the shaved pussy though

 

HOLY FUCK I'M HIGH. shit i just had some dxm and didn't realise it takes like an hour to kick in , fucking high as hell YAYA. so what's everyone else up to?

 

I just had to repeat a horrible horrible sex life story..

 

we are chatting about shaved cooters LOL... repeat your horrible sex story here now. you have to now that you mentioned it

 

Trust me you dont want to hear it

 

lol i like the new convo thread

 

oh yea i do come on im bored theres nothing else to do... its gotta be funny and it only happened once and now you got anything you want.

 

What?

 

Alright..here is the story of how i got my first business started and about our first model

May 2007 me and my best mate Max just graduated from high school and besides college had no real plans yet. During the last 2 month we joked around about how we were going to start a porn business and travel the country making mad cash - everybody laughed. Well after me browsing around the internet about 1 month after we graduated i came up with a genius plan on how to sell porn pictures with a story..sadly our plan wouldn't work without a model.

Well since Tobi knows where to look he checked out xpeeps (like myspace just nude) and found a local lady that was interested under the condition that i fuck her since she took some liking in me..The pictures that she send me were pretty nice (never saw a face picture) and i like pussy so I think why not and i drive to her house..

To Tobi's suprise she opens the door and she is big..very very big. I was raised as a gentleman so i didnt want to crush her confidence also we really needed a model so i was a soldier and did it. I thought to myself once i get her naked i can just eat her out (according to the girls i am talented in that field) and get it over and make her orgasm and just say i am tired..40 minutes pass of me trying to breath while her fat lips cut of my passage to oxygen and various "whale rescues" since she kept on sliding of the bed. I had to fucking pull her up because she couldnt get up herself. She wants to fuck so she bends over..her tummy drags on the bed. I put a finger in to figure out where the hole is and there is blood all over my hand..me being desperate at this point wipe it off on the bed and just stick it in some fold for 5 minutes and then pretend that i came dispensing the condom really really fast so she wouldnt see..well afterwards i said I was tired and one week later on we had our first model and I had scary dreams.

 

weee lol music is amazing haha. i'm actually seeing dobule now so ya. feeling drunk and trippy so aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh wow. jeez dxm is pretty incredible shit haha i just gulped down what was left in the cough syrup bottle and an hour later my trip began. yay