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  1. newradicalface

    newradicalface Banned

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    I had a baby named Jane
    she could shake that thing
    said her daddy used to hang with Johnny Coltrane
    she sang the soul train with a friend named Jen
    her booty was bigger than a Mercedes Benz
    Jen was a hurty burty dirty little girlie
    I heard it from a birdie she could cook a mean turkey
    with gravy
    Baby Baby Baby...
    Baby was Jen's best friend
    and maybe if you were lucky
    licky licky sucky sucky
    Mickey Mickey, fuck me fuck me
    more junk in her trunk than a Honda
    I know you wanna do the Jane Fonda

    One, two, three, four
    get your booty on the dance floor
    work it out, shake it little momma
    lemme see you do the Jane Fonda
    five, six, seven, now
    if you don't know, let me show you how
    to work it out, work it little momma
    I know you wanna do the Jane Fonda

    I had a princess, queen of incest
    she was inbred but Jean had big breasts
    and big eyes and a big ass to match
    Jean wasn't fast, she was easy to catch
    then came Molly
    a hood from Hollywood High
    so fly she was transatlantic
    she was a manic depressive
    [manic depressive]
    which was impressive
    very impressive
    I had to test it
    tasted like chicken and was lemon scented
    she took me home to her mama
    I taught 'em both how to Jane Fonda

    One, two, three, four
    get your booty on the dance floor
    work it out, shake it little momma
    lemme see you do the Jane Fonda
    five, six, seven, now
    if you don't know, let me show you how
    to work it out, work it little momma
    I know you wanna do the Jane Fonda

    I had a doll named Dana from Santa Ana
    she was a waitress at the Copa Cabanna
    she was slammin' and her ass was jammin'
    like Janet Jackson in the Rhythm Nation
    her brother jason had a girl named Grace
    and you could see her ass from outer space
    so I landed on her planet
    and I planted a Mickey Av flag in it, dammit!

    One, two, three, four
    get your booty on the dance floor
    work it out, shake it little momma
    lemme see you do the Jane Fonda
    five, six, seven, now
    if you don't know, let me show you how
    to work it out, work it little momma
    I know you wanna do the Jane Fonda

    One, two, three, four
    get your booty on the dance floor
    work it out, shake it little momma
    lemme see you do the Jane Fonda
    five, six, seven, now
    if you don't know, let me show you how
    to work it out, work it little momma
    I know you wanna do the Jane Fonda

    One, two, three, four
    get your booty on the dance floor
    work it out, shake it little momma
    lemme see you do the Jane Fonda
    five, six, seven, now
    if you don't know, let me show you how
    to work it out, work it little momma
    I know you wanna do the Jane Fonda

    One, two, three, four
    get your booty on the dance floor
    work it out, shake it little momma
    let me see you do the Jane Fonda
    five, six, seven, now
    if you don't know, let me show you how
    to work it out, work it little momma
    I know you wanna do the Jane Fonda

    EDIT* By Mickey Avalon
     
  2. skullkidnate

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    I am not even going to read that.
     
  3. skullkidnate

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    I think I have aids.
     
  4. skierdood

    skierdood Space For Rent

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    God I hate that jane fonda song. When it was a hit it got played about once an hour on the radio station I listen to it got old real quick.
     
  5. skullkidnate

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    Roller Coaster was on the radio yesterday.
     
  6. hippieatheart

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    ^the song that goes.. roller coastaaah of loove.. roller coastaahh oh oh oh!??
     
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    haha that song is sweet
     
  9. skullkidnate

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    Smoking with my grandma here is a lot harder. :(
     
  10. jusdino4it

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    Yeah...That would preatty much suck.
     
  11. skullkidnate

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    Yea, I was fucking scared.
     
  12. newradicalface

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    Lol I love it man ^

    Good thing you payed more attention to Catalina's tatas than to Mr. Palmer in health class.
     
  13. skullkidnate

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    O I paid them a lot of attention. lol. I had health at keith too, I guess it doesn't matter when your freaking out.
     
  14. newradicalface

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    True, I'm sure thinking you had aids was pretty unnerving. Do you remember steve palmer (hairy steve, or scuba steve), because I know that he was going out with cat last year(not sure how becuase her tits deserve much better)?
     
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    Haha she sat behind me in algebra, I copied her homework everyday and my tests still killed hers even though she studied for that class.
     
  16. newradicalface

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    Lol, I remember in 3rd quarter I carried a 12% all the way till the last day when I raised it to a 76% by turning in two weeks worth of hw. I then proved that bitch a major point when I got a 105% 4th quarter and a 100% on the math placement test that we took at the end of the year that was like an entire comprehensive test (which got me into alg 2 in the academy).
     
  17. hippieatheart

    hippieatheart vagina boob

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    my 5,000th post. woo
     
  18. skullkidnate

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    Haha sweet man. Tokin up soon?
     
  19. hippieatheart

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    i just smoked some of that good weed i smoked earlier that i didn't get high with..
    but this time i got high.
     
  20. newradicalface

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    That is always good to hear. I just smoked a bowl, so might as well top that off with a bowl and a few shots of brandy.
     
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