This is how today has gone

Not that drunk sex is bad. Drunk sex is fucking awsome.

Hell any kind of sex is

Except the gay kind... Unless it's two girls... Then go ahead.

 

ahhh good job, boy! congrats

 

thank you, thank you

 

i tried imitating ricky


dont get so fuckin sensitive and girly fuck

 

so how'd that go the first time?

so you've gotten so drunk you died before?

 

sex doesnt count between 3-7 am

just so you all know for future reference

if it happens in that time frame, it never really happened

 

No I wasn't dead it was a figure of speech you ass

But when we got caught we were at her house. We thought her parents went out so we were going at it and she's always been kinda loud in bed.

Turns out her parents didn't even go out and heard everything, all of sudden I just hear a knock on the door and I stop for a second and said "shhhh listen". And then we hear the knocking again and we hear her dad say "can you guys please stop whatever it is your doing in there and come out".

Right there I got this feeling in my stomach, a terrible feeling. I thought he was gonna be kinda pissed.

But he sat us both down and then her mom came in...... looked at us and walked away and I think she was crying. I felt really bad at that point.

Then her dad starts saying "I know you to have been together for a long time and there's certain things you two are gonna wanna do, now I don't wanna know what your doing. But if your going to pull that again make sure were out of the house.

As soon as the conversation ended I said ".....Well, this is... I'm just gonna go"

So I waved at my girlfriend and she waved back, I said my goodbyes and left.

On the way home I was thinking "her fucking dad better not call my dad and tell him what happened" Because they were friends before I even knew my girlfriend..

 

good shit bro, i want a girl i can blaze with, pretty smooth

 

........That was terrible.

This is why I am the Ricky of the Stoners Lounge

 

well maybe if i'd seen the show more than a handful of times my voice to text imitations would be a lot better....

you can have the ricky title, thats perfectly fine with me...

 

Well then you can be Lucy.

She's a trailer park hoe

......Wait but Ricky and Lucy are married :ack2:

 

i'll be resident bitch sara....i relate to her more than I do lucy anyways....

and I sure as fuck dont want to be married to a 17 year old who idolizes ricky

 

Yeah you would be more like her, to bad she fucked Cory and Trevor.

By the way I'm 16, I know your jealous that I'm still in the prime of my youth. But don't worry, they have a special creme that gets rid of those wrinkles your getting you old fart

 

captain, you have convinced me to watch this show.

 

considering you still live with your parents, have to beg a chick to be your gf and are still in school....

i'll take old and wrinkled any day over that


to circa;
you should watch it, it's pretty funny shit

 

I'm watching the first episode now and its defiantly pretty good.

 

I have watched just about 2 seasons in the past 2 days. It is FUCKING AWESOME, possibly my favorite show ever.

 

i caught a new episode the other night...


I cant believe leahy is a cop again and conky has returned!!

fuck i mustve missed a lot!!

 

I'm happy for you Captain

 

Why would I not live with my parents?

How was I begging?

And why would I not be in school? Most of the other guys in this forum are too, whats your point?